Longeve

lon·geve
/lôn-jēv/
𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦

very lengthy, big, or great. Can be used in basically any positive way. Like longevity, but better.

This bitch longeve.

by RealMinecraftMaster January 27, 2019

longevity

lasting a long time.

long or lasting duration of life

A tree's longevity is much greater than a human's.

by Blacks February 28, 2007

longevity

Big titties

my fat useless brothers named patrick suffers from longevity

by Briznandon February 12, 2004

Longevity

A simple response to someone who sneezes, a 'blessing' of good health free from religion.

Often used by scientists in the academic field of DNA longevity research.

Person A: HAATCHUUUUU!!!@## .....
Person B: Lóngevity!

Person A: Chuuu!
Person B: Longevity my good sir!

by Tinkí February 8, 2024

Longevity Biscuit

An organizational recognition the management "has" to "give" everybody.

I don't blame Lisa; when I'm slowed down to mere above-average performance and speed I'll hang on for the Longevity Biscuit too!

by Zappin' Nap September 19, 2022