Longeve 

lon·geve
/lôn-jēv/
𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦

very lengthy, big, or great. Can be used in basically any positive way. Like longevity, but better.

This bitch longeve.

Longeve by RealMinecraftMaster January 27, 2019

Longered

this is not a word but i strongly believe that longered should be a form of longer as lengthen is a dumb word and its hard to spell. so essentially longered is lengthen but cooler. so start saying longered instead of lengthen.

it might be better if we longered the school day instead of shortening it

Longered by imsleepdeprived December 14, 2018

longevity 

lasting a long time.

long or lasting duration of life

A tree's longevity is much greater than a human's.

longevity by Blacks February 28, 2007

Mr. Longenecker 

History teacher at Lower Dauphin. He is the reincarnation of Jesus himself and can shape-shift into any being he wants. He is immortal and rules over us mere mortals.

Mr. Longenecker is literally God.

Mr. Longenecker by Hulk’s Giant Green Penis May 18, 2019

Longevimonetaphobia 

Longevimonetaphobia (Lon’-je-vi-mon’-e-ta-pho’-bia)

From the three words longevity, monetary and Phobia. The deathly fear of living longer than one’s supply of money. A condition often developed by elders soon after retiring and exacerbated by inflation, taxes, and failed pension funds. Longevimonetaphobia much more frequently shows up disguised as alimony in divorce settlements.

“We were about to settle the divorce without too much fuss until my ex developed a severe case of longevimonetaphobia.”

Longevimonetaphobia by W Collins March 21, 2007

longversation

The quality of a conversation that is both long and rambling, without a fixed purpose and lacking in concision. Generally used in a negative sense.

The other day, Julia and I had such a longversation. I thought I could never leave!

longversation by Josquind April 13, 2012

longevity 

Big titties

my fat useless brothers named patrick suffers from longevity

longevity by Briznandon February 12, 2004