Longeve

lon·geve
/lôn-jēv/
𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦

very lengthy, big, or great. Can be used in basically any positive way. Like longevity, but better.
This bitch longeve.
by RealMinecraftMaster January 27, 2019
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longevity

lasting a long time.

long or lasting duration of life
A tree's longevity is much greater than a human's.
by Blacks February 28, 2007
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longevity

my fat useless brothers named patrick suffers from longevity
by Briznandon February 12, 2004
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Longevity Biscuit

An organizational recognition the management "has" to "give" everybody.
I don't blame Lisa; when I'm slowed down to mere above-average performance and speed I'll hang on for the Longevity Biscuit too!
by Zappin' Nap September 19, 2022
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Longevity

A simple response to someone who sneezes, a 'blessing' of good health free from religion.

Often used by scientists in the academic field of DNA longevity research.
Person A: HAATCHUUUUU!!!@## .....
Person B: Lóngevity!

Person A: Chuuu!
Person B: Longevity my good sir!
by Tinkí February 08, 2024
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