lobotomy

if one is successfully able to insert their head into a menstrating vagina, making sure that the head is covered in blood

Congradulations, sir. Your lobotomy was an incredible success.

by Standford August 15, 2006

lobotomy

A location where scientists perform experiments in order to make advancements in the scientific community.

In 1934, when Jimmy was in his lobotomy fiddling around with his friend Horatio and a saw, he inadvertently performed the first laboratory.

by Phrogger April 2, 2006

Kards lobotomy

When playing the online card game, Kards, you run across players who take forever to decide. Even if they only have 1 or 2 cards they'll act like they're in a world championship of chess and be beyond slow.

Check out this idiot, he's so slow I'm gonna have a Kards lobotomy pretty soon.

by Unclecrazy October 5, 2022

before the lobotomy

a song by Green Day. its on their album, "21st Century Breakdown".

person 1: have you heard the song "Before the Lobotomy" by Green Day?

person 2: yeah! its a really good song!

by Mr.Minority August 25, 2010

Liquor Lobotomy

The act of drinking heavily to induce a blackout intended to wipe out a bad memory.

Also used to describe the act of waking up from a blackout night and getting totally smashed again to keep those memories from surfacing.

Oh man, I can't believe I just banged that chick. Gimme a bottle of Wisers, I need a liquor lobotomy.

Jesus christ, I just saw your grandmother naked! Pass me that bottle, I need a liquor lobotomy!

Jill: Do you even remember what you did last night?
Jack: Uhhh....no...nothing. The entire night is a blank.
Jill: Drink this. You're gonna need a liquor lobotomy.

by Somtaw January 26, 2010

Anal Lobotomy

When you shove your dick so far up your partners anus you penetrate their cerebral cortex, leaving them in a drooling and incoherent state of mind (Much resembling a lobotomy)

1. I had a crazy time with Tommy last night. I swear that boy gave me an Anal Lobotomy.

2. Oh shit bro! I need to find a good place to dump a body. I think I just gave my girl friend an Anal Lobotomy

by PoppaGnatSperm August 14, 2010

liberal lobotomy

The inability to see the self defeating nature of one's own political position.

"Yeah, sure, the MM pundits all really THINK all those profane, irrational, logic-free thoughts (exclusively) but have learned to tone it down for their audience, some of whom actually missed the liberal lobotomy sessions." (actual usage)

by james r. johnson March 26, 2008