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A beautiful brown girl who paves her own roads through life. sometimes not an easy path is made, a Linzel may fall flat on her face, make a wrong turn, dig an underground passage and wind up 10 miles of course, but in the end makes it out ok.
Wow i got so loaded last night, woke up beside one sickening bastard, couldn't find my car keys this morning, got a message on my answering machine that my car was impounded, my fish died, and my roomate ate my last pizza pocket. However, i got a raise at work.

shit... sounds like one hell of a linzel!
Linzel by Aimee Lynn April 8, 2008
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Mike Lindell 

This diehard Trump supporter peddles overpriced POS pillows on Fox News and other right-wing infotainment channels. The BBB gives his company a failing grade for not responding to numerous complaints about his business practices, even posting canned messages that the aforementioned organization isn’t legit.
Donald Trump picked some real winners including that My Pillow weirdo, Mike Lindell. He looks like Chester, the Molester.
Mike Lindell by The Real Canadian February 6, 2021
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When someone sleeps on a pillow that someone else spooged on, they've gotten a Lindell (from Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy).
Last night I jerked off on my girlfriend's pillow. She got a fuckin' Lindell!
Lindell by JayTiler69 September 6, 2021
Linsell: To be extremely pretty, to be both selfless and very caring.

To be a Linsell is one of the finest things that someone can be. If you ever encounter a Linsell make sure that you cherish them, before someone else realises just how great they are.
Wow, you have a Linsell?! You are a very lucky man
Linsell by A-LovedUp-Blackman November 22, 2010
The top name for Loyalty!.the superior friend who will go above and beyond the maxium for you....But once Betrayal has been felt, you become irreverent in their 🌎
I have many associates,but if i can ever meet one that loyal,ill have a linell in my circle
linell by Ms.Vegabond February 16, 2018
A best friend or girlfriend anyone can have they are crazy and fun and very beautiful never let them go tell them you love them everyday because once you let them go you'll never get them back lizells are always there for you and will stand up for you if you ever get hurt from somebody they won't back down from a fight and are the best people you will ever meet
Lizell why are you always so perfect
lizell by Marissagirl3000 May 22, 2018
A gorgeous girl who only deserves the best and is quite hard to get close to if you are friends with someone she does not trust. If you have a linelle as a friend then you are the most luckiest person on earth if you don’t have a linelle then you need one she will give you great advice and can sometimes help you when it comes to relationships and crushes. Linelles’ are extremely hard to find so if you have one keep her close to you and you will have a one of a kind friend. If you have her as a girlfriend you are even luckier but don’t betray her I wouldn’t want to het on her bad side if I were you.
Boy: “who is that gorgeous girl over there?”
Girl:”that’s linelle why?”
Boy:”is she single?”
Girl:”no and she has a very tight relationship with him and I wouldn’t want to get in the middle of that.”
Boy:”man that dude is one lucky fellow.”
Linelle by Best friend helper November 19, 2018
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