Ling ling is a fetish that has only been reported by one individual, so not very common at all. The fetish is where you get aroused by licking presents
Xmas morning is always a tough one with family around fighting back the urge to do my ling ling #lickingpresents #woody
by Tigerstyles February 24, 2022
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by Jingaling ling December 01, 2018
I thought you were practicing! Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day, yet you are going nowhere. My son, you are a failure!
by earthlingalien January 26, 2019
Someone who will always be better than you, no matter what you do. TwoSetVioin created this meme, saying that Ling Ling practiced 40 hours a day. They have numerous posts on people doing the Ling Ling challenge, challenges where you have to play a piece but ______. Some examples of it are: playing with a hula hoop as well, double the speed, or playing with your non-dominant hand.
You: Yeah, I got 1st place in all of the contests, no biggie
Friend: Wow, impressive! But did you know that Ling Ling got 1++++st place? He practices 40 hours a day.
Friend: Wow, impressive! But did you know that Ling Ling got 1++++st place? He practices 40 hours a day.
by rejoyce March 27, 2019
The epitome of peak performance; a mythical character that even defies logic itself in the world of skill comparison. No matter who you are or what you do, there will always be a Ling Ling who is above your level. Ling Ling has been better than you and always will be better than you.
by Pyroglyphics November 17, 2018