A total beast of carkind. This is the kind of car to get the good sloppy on his exhaust pipe. This mans voice is so sexy when you hear it you bow down to this GOD of a car. This guy has all the good car shit he super fast. When he revs up them flabby cheeks lightning strikes in a 200 mile radius. Lightning McQueen also owns a 5 star restaurant and taught Gordon Thunderbus how to cook his lamb sauce.
by Skeleton king with the thicccc November 12, 2019
Person 1: "omg that car is very attractive
Person 2: "i know, Lightning McQueen is the hottest car ive seen"
Person 2: "i know, Lightning McQueen is the hottest car ive seen"
by ImMadAgain March 7, 2019
A racecar that's fucking red
by Some kid u don't know August 20, 2017
When you have sex with a girl on her back then you attach a car battery to her nipples shocking her and then cum between her eyes. Then you run as fast as a race car to avoid getting your ass kicked.
by Anti fandom freedom fighter. February 20, 2016
When you are having sex with someone and you take out your penis and put a hot wheels car in place of your dick
by I smell pickle February 27, 2021
The main character in Pixar's latest animated film, Cars. He's the red #95 car sponsored by Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment.
by EsbenT September 2, 2006
by gandhi_sans69 October 18, 2019