"Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'yes'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh 

The greatest and most complex version of whomst'd've

Enlightened person 1: May I ask "Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'yes'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh is that human being?
Enlightened person 2: Non’t’ve’ent

"Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'yes'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh by The king of the Doritos July 4, 2020

short leash 

To keep control over somebodys activities.

Edward always has to gext his girlfriend where he's going. She's keeping him on a short leash.

short leash by entwinedways February 13, 2020

Pink Sock Leash 

When you give someone a pink sock, then drag them around by the dangling excess.

pink sock leashes hurt like a bitch

Pink Sock Leash by CallOfHalo28 December 3, 2011

keep your stupid on a leash 

A phrase you tell someone when you don’t want them to do stupid things that will mess up your life. stupid, dumb, idiot, crazy, warning, moron

This is dynamite John and just keep your stupid on a leash, so you don’t blow us both to kingdom come.

keep your stupid on a leash by joecoolthefool June 20, 2019

Sucker Leash

When someone is 'done' with the relationship but still has ties to them it is referred to as having a "Sucker leash". Basically always having an excuse for when a Sucker attack occurs.

Him: So i let my ex keep my dog

Me: Nah thats a sucker leash

Sucker Leash by *R3b3l!c!0u$* October 9, 2021

keep on a short leash 

to keep someone under close control.

They better keep that bastard on a short leash from now on. (example of keep on a short leash)

keep on a short leash by The Return of Light Joker January 25, 2011

Senior leash 

Airtazer

I need a senior leash for my wandering mom

Senior leash by Cody5050 January 29, 2022