Lerek 

People named Lerek are often very talkative and popular, they would never do something bad (unless they want to...), their parents will tell them that they love the name Lerek, but in reality actually just couldn’t decide between the name Luke and Derek, the people love him but the police hate him, all his friends love to be around him until the police come, but he’s a lovable guy so who could blame him. I’m a Lerek so I would know :)

Lerek got arrested again

Lerek by Batboyrocks900 November 10, 2020

Leeker 

Racial slur for non leek believers.
Very derogatory and rude.

For example: Fuck you Lumi you leeker.

Lumi is a leeker. Don't be like Lumi.

Leeker by Lissan December 27, 2020

Leeko 

Idiosyncratic utterings characteristic of one known as the "Squeaky Guy" who performs a peculiar "squeaky pants dance" on his computer desk while a floppy disk is adhered to his forehead with a piece of tape. Usually said in rapid trimetric succession with emphatic inflection placed on the long "e" sound in the third "leeko."

"Leeko Leeko Leeeeeko! I'm a squeaky guy! I've got squeaky pants! Watch me do my squeaky pants dance!"

Leeko by The Nitwon September 8, 2011

Leeknower 

People who go by the fandom name of “Leeknower” is the gayest, the fruitiest, the most sarcastic and unintentionally the funniest. Although they may act cold, they’re the backbone of the group, making sure everyone is safe, secure and comfortable within the group. They are usually introverts, but when socialising, they’re one of the loudest.

“I’m sure they’re a Leeknower, they’re so fruity”

Leeknower by cielino September 1, 2021

Lerkler 

Someone who is not a magnet person.
Someone who is normal.

Eric: Hey, look at that totally normal person.

Dave: He's a lerkler.

Lerkler by The Magnet People May 1, 2023

mo leek 

Crazy ass nigga in his prime on some real nigga shit.

"I kill niggas, MO LEEK."
"I smack niggas, MO LEEK."
"I stay up past 11, MO LEEK."

mo leek by Cockeyednigga November 2, 2013

Leek Sale 

Better than your average everyday thrift store, far more exciting than a nasty old roadside yard sale and with a selection ten times more vast than the Swap Shop -- It's not just any regular sale, it's a Leek Sale, and it's fabulous because it exists only in the world of Micro Type Pro. Among the many titillating things you can find at a Leek Sale, a few are:

a jak salad;
a sad dad;
hash;
a fir desk;
a dike;

At a Leek Sale you will also find a good deal of lads and lasses to ask. Don't ask me what you're supposed to ask them –– you can ask a sad dad that.

Worry not if you don't find a great deal at a Leek Sale, because all jaks fall. Just remember to read all fall ads and add a jak next time, and all should be well.

Key the following line at a brisk pace and strike ENTER:

she had a leek sale; she held a leek; a jak salad; all jaks fall; he had a fir desk; a dike; she has had hash; all sad dads fall; as a lad falls;

Person 1: That Leek Sale sucked. I didn't find anything I wanted.
Person 2: Don't worry. All lads fall. We'll have better luck next time –– let's stop at Ruby Tuesday's on the way home. I've got a hankering for a jak salad.

Leek Sale by Lyosha September 10, 2009