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When your in a situation that’s so fucked up, you might as well put on lingerie as you’re getting screwed regardless.
Friend: Bro I went to go see this girl 2 hours away and then her dad wouldn’t let her leave the house

Me: Wow that’s a serious lehnga fam.

Friend: I’m getting married.

Me: You might as well wear a lehnga fam because without a prenup, you’re fucked!
Lehnga by $8Y April 20, 2021

Carsick Flamingo (aka Scott Levengard) 

No one actually knows what it is. But it's only legal in Guam. It requires 3 buckets of sorbet, and some pringles in a car with a woman. If you get caught doing this you're blown. Literally! You're getting blown and you get sent to federal prison.

Carsick Flamingo=Badass
Bro 1: "Why are you in prison again?"
Bro 2: "I'm too embarrassed to explain. I was doing the Carsick Flamingo (aka Scott Levengard) with my girl on the side (don't tell my gf!)"