Lego Head 

A hairstyle sculpted with so much Gel / Hairspray / Grease that is unchanged by the elements

Commonly sported by old alcoholics or slimey perverts.

"Look at that blokes Lego Head!"

Lego Head by mrsarcasm March 18, 2009

lego head 

a persons head that appears to be square like in its features,.often coupled with lumpy bumpy bits.ugly people tend to suffer from this.

what a hideously ugly lego head you seem to have ben.

lego head by yeti 2008 January 27, 2009

Lego head 

When you have your hair dyed or roots done and the colour runs down onto your head and dyes the skin around it creating an effect similar to the hair on a Lego character.

Dan: Hey Kezza, you coming out tonight?

Kezza: Nah, not tonight, just had my hair done and ive got a Lego head!

Lego head by dan_the_01 June 25, 2008

Lego Head 

Someone who puts to much hair gell on making there hair look plastic.

Grassy why do you put so much gel on your hair you fucking Lego Head

Lego Head by SARAH_CHICK July 31, 2009

lego head 

A nick name used as a response for girls who are called Dollface by their boyfriends, first coined by Maggie and Seth.

Seth: Alright, I'll see you tonight Dollface.
Maggie: Sure thing, Lego Head.
Seth: That's awesome. We're coining that.

lego head by painforpassion April 14, 2008

Lego Head 

The act of strategically placing Lego pieces on the floor in hopes of your partner accidentally stepping on one, and when they cry out in pain, slipping your penis in for a surprise blowjob.

Bro 1: Last night I got some amazing Lego head!

Bro 2: What do you mean?

Bro 1: After a nice romantic dinner, my girl was coming upstairs to get freaky, so I left some extra pieces from the Lego Nostromo ship I built on the floor, and when she stepped on one I jumped off the bed and shoved my dick down her throat like a Facehugger in Alien.

Lego Head by JarrodTheLubeBoy April 18, 2022

lego head syndrome 

When a person gets or has a haircut that resembles that of a lego figure.

Mark: Damn, did you see Jeffrey's hair last night?

David: Yea, his barber must love giving his customers lego head syndrome.

lego head syndrome by DavidGend January 20, 2011