Leggo my Eggos

What you hafta say several (dozen!) times a day to yer main **squeeze** because he's always wanting to **squeeze theeze**. Extra points if your "eggos" can equally refer to either your front or your rear pair of "fun bubbles" whenever you ask your guy to keep his paws off da merchandise --- in other words, that he finds yer butt-cheeks to be just as attractively-desirable and deliciously-satisfying to fill his hands with as yer chest-pillows.

Well-endowed cutie: I bought my b/f a pair of boob-shape stress-relief balls so that I wouldn't hafta keep asking him to "Leggo my Eggos" twenty or thirty times a day... I know how much he loves my boobs and I realize that they're soft and warm and delightfully squeezable, but he already has our evening/nighttime lovemaking-sessions to play with them all he wants, and so I would really prefer to be able to get my housework and other chores done without having to pause every fifteen minutes for a misty-eyed chest-kneading.

Leggo my Eggos by QuacksO August 10, 2018

Leggo my eggo 

An expression originating from an ad campaign for eggo brand waffles. In each commercial character A would attempt to steal character B's eggo brand waffles forcing B to yell out "Leggo my Eggo" to express his disdain at A's lack of respect and rude actions

Can be used when someone attempts to take anything of personal importance from you but will rarely succeed in helping you retrieve your possession.

What the fuck bitch, leggo my eggo!

Leggo my eggo by Jerry November 18, 2004

leggo my eggo 

what you say to get your waffle(s) back from someone.

MOM! LEGGO MY EGGO!

leggo my eggo by ethanbruh2009 June 1, 2018

leggo my eggo 

An ancient war cry from Egyptian crusaders in the Holy Land in 1996. When translated, the phrase actually means, "I will amputate every one of your limbs, harvest your bones, sharpen them, and repeatedly stab your left eye and then pull your right eye out of its socket". This threat proved to work well in battle.

Americans: "To battle!"
Koreans: "전투!"
Russians: "Сражаться!"
Canadians: "To ba- oh, sorry."
Germans: "Bekämpfen!"
Egyptian Crusaders: "Leggo my Eggo!"

leggo my eggo by PartOnion May 19, 2019

Lego My Eggos 

to ask someone to have sex with you

Male: Hey
Female: Hey... Lego my eggos?
Male: SURE LETS GO!

Lego My Eggos by hotttforsex August 21, 2010

leggo my eggo 

what you say when you have the munchies and somebody comes up and steals your waffle so you kick their ass

Leggo my eggo, bitch, fore I mess you up!

leggo my eggo by AriaMelody January 16, 2008

Leggo my eggo 

"Leggo my eggo" is a former German expression for "Bite me" used in the late 70ies and throughout the 80ies. "Leggo" comes from "Lecken" what "lick" means. "my" is an easy bavarian "mei" ("mein" - in this case "meinen"). "Eggo" equals "Ego" the first person - so "me". Together it´s like "Lick myself" (German "Leck mich") or roughly "Bite me".

You lied to me so "leggo my eggo" (Translation from German)

Leggo my eggo by MarcTale August 13, 2010