Left hand

The hand indians use to wipe their ass.
Indian: Hey Joey! its been a while eh? shake my hand!

Joey: -like a dumbass, joey shakes his left hand-

Indian: HAH! gotcha! now you've got all my shit wiped on your hand!
by love, shinny. December 14, 2008
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Left handed

A person whose left hand is the dominant one. About 12% of people are left handed.
Being left handed is genetic, it's not a preference.
by MaggieChow June 26, 2010
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left handed

some one who perfers to use their left hand for most tasks, they make up 7-20% of the population, the remainder are righ handed or ambidextorus.
Many of my friends are left handed.
by Redi March 02, 2007
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Left Handed

Having a natural preference to complete more tasks with your left hand rather than your right. Being able to successfully and skillfully do things with the left hand. Left handed people are often brilliant, more so than right handed people. If not brilliant, which is very possible, they are usually creative in some aspect.

Left handedness is NOT always passed on through genetics; Every person in my entire family for generations have all been right handed, but all of a sudden, here comes me and my two sisters. We are all three left handed.
Allison is left handed because she writes with her left hand and does other things with her left hand as well.

ambidexterity
by Miss Wisdom December 08, 2011
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left hand

Its a hand, and, its the left one..
smack you up with my LEFT hand.
Lets shake left hands.
by phur riil September 01, 2003
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left hand

not the mousing hand

the hand that does the masturbating while the mousing hand operates the porn

the hand that stimulates the shaft down to the base while the right hand stimulates the remaining two thirds of the penis
the left hand allows for one handed surfing
by Other Hand November 07, 2012
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Left-handed

About 10% of people are left handed. People who are left handed are very creative. Left-handed people are super kind and like to give back to the homeless. If you have a left-handed friend you are very lucky because they are NEVER leaving you and they will stand up for you when nobody else will.
by EllieCooper17 May 18, 2021
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