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When used to describe a person, someone who can't be arsed to get off the sofa if they don't have to, won't walk if there's a bus and in general avoids doing unnecessary movement.

This type of person is also categorised by complaining about being unfit due to the lack of activity they do.
Lazy people include: Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, Mairi White
by yodathedark October 27, 2010
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Imperceptible interstice taking place between what you are now and what you are meant to be.
Can it be that I am becoming lazy?
by Nico84 July 17, 2009
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The art in which many black people take part in. Doing nothing all day long sums the definition up. Mexicans also take part in this world wide event. Did you know that millions of these people be "Lazy" Everyday?
What do you get when you cross a black person with a mexican. Someone to lazy to steal...
by phantom for MVP January 17, 2009
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someone who doesn't work for anything in their idea of a life
"That nig over there won't do anything! What a lazy fucking bastard."
"Same with that beaner sitting on the corner."
by Mr. Happy June 17, 2006
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Napping before noon.
Adam was so lazy that he fell asleep after reading 9 pages of his book at 10am... on a Monday!
by NotoriousLIZ July 02, 2012
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Lazy

A man who believes there is much grace in patience and inactivity. A man who would rather do a thing the next day, if not never! One who regards indolence and inertia as an elegant art form, to be cultivated with careful practice over time so that a habit becomes second nature. A symptom that you were born – not with a silver spoon but the whole 24-piece, gilt-edged cutlery set. The lazy man looks down upon labor as an unnecessary device of the humble and the needy to secure the comforts and qualities of life that would enable them to achieve a state of laziness. Since he’s already there, the full circle already come, he pulls out a mirror from under his pillow and gazes starry-eyed into it and says to himself, blushing at his precognition, β€œgod! You’re awesome!”
Martha: β€œI hope you flushed when you were done?”
Dopey the pet poodle: β€œ Mama, I was too lazy to tear around the Poplar in circles to look for the flush!”
Martha: β€œnot the Poplar under which Davis, my husband, your dear departed owner is buried?”
Dopey:” how did you guess, mama?”
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Ok, well first you have to consider that i'm writing this. Why? educate you poor insignificant fucks out there.
My definition of lazy is the means to find a solution to a problem which requires physical effort. Thus turning it into a challenge that requires thinking. Yes, thats right, Thinking. And then of course i dont have to get off my ass or i do, but just for a shorter period of time.

-Jas -out-
me.

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words


wtf else do you wanna know, leave me alone already!!
by Jas January 26, 2005
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