Richard Laymon, Bram Stoker Award winning American author, (1947-2001)

"If you've missed Laymon, you've missed a treat." --Stephen King

Richard Laymon wrote disturbing, slightly sick and perhaps a bit perverted horror stories. He always took his stories a bit darker and further than Stephen King. He was never afraid of going for the gross-out.
Stephen King, Dean Koontz and Bentley Little were all Laymon fans.
Due to trouble with editors (censorship) in the U.S.A., his work is better known in Europe, Australia and the rest of the world, where his work is published in 15 languages.
Luckily for his American fans, many of Laymon's books are being restored to their original uncut form.

"No one writes like Laymon, and you're going to have a good time with anything he writes." --Dean Koontz

"One of horror's rarest talents" -- Publishers Weekly
An International Bestselling Author, Richard Laymon writes awesome horror stories such as "Beast House", "Darkness, Tell Us," and "The Traveling Vampire Show" and "the Woods are Dark."
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A very caring guy. Laymon always care for his friends and family. Laymon have a very cute dog named beky. Laymon drink a lot of milk like every normal Russian. He sometimes try his luck with woman but he don't have a lot of it. Laymon is so sweet that he will eventually fined a great woman (or man ;).
If you ever fined yourself a laymon you should keep him close.
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1. a synonym for an abortion
2. A describing word for people who LOOK like an abortion
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Laymon is most commonly used a a last name. Usually of German descendance. This person will probably be a very nice and funny person. Every time you are around one, you will feel happy. Unless a Laymon is sad, mad, or moody he is a great person to be around.

Laymons will be one of the people who have been in your friend group from the beginning. You can always count on a laymon to help you or pick up the phone. Laymons are easily hurt so try not to say mean things about them.

Everyone will have a blast when you go to a Laymon's house. Videogames are a guarantee.

Laymons are commonly known for having an overwhelming amount of after school activity. They still manage to get by though.

Laymons will commonly cry for no apparent reason. Although no one ever knows because they do it at home.

Laymons are commonly associated with Henrys. If you have a Henry Laymon in your friend group then you found a great person in your life.

Laymons also have a sexuality point. Girls are "friends" with Laymons for a long time.

They have a huge cock.
P1. Bro, I just met a Laymon!
P2. Be sure to be nice, he could be a good friend
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