Laying a cable 

When you do a big long shit

im now laying a cable

Laying a cable by Dieseldoctor December 17, 2008

Laying a cable 

Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....

A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...

The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"

Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?

Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable

Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit

Boss - you going to Lay a cable

Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off

Laying a cable by ppiihhkkaall August 9, 2009

Laying a cable 

British slang for taking a shit

“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

Laying a cable by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018

Laying a cable 

British slang for taking a shit

“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

Laying a cable by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018

Laying A Cable 

What young people do to old people before they've paid any tax.

Oh, hello Young man/lady; are you laying a cable?

Laying A Cable by Mad Dan (Leicester) August 18, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022