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Laying a cable 

Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....

A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...

The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"
Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?

Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable

Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit

Boss - you going to Lay a cable

Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off
Laying a cable by ppiihhkkaall August 9, 2009

Laying a cable 

British slang for taking a shit
“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

Laying a cable 

British slang for taking a shit
“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

Laying A Cable 

What young people do to old people before they've paid any tax.
Oh, hello Young man/lady; are you laying a cable?
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