a Lauren fitz sings like a rusty hamster wheel. they look like a potato that you stepped on and can't get out of the bottom of your shoe mixed with a little mushroom. they are so spastic and they run like a fat ass goat. if you ever come in contact with one RUN because they will most likely have herpes.
person 1: Whats that screeching sound?
Person 2: oh its just a Lauren Fitz
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 17, 2019
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