Lard gargler Share definition Flag An overweight person whose voice is low (due to being overweight) and makes a gargling noise when they speak. "did you hear her talking? She's so fat she sounds like a lard gargler!" Lard gargler by AllyLeAnne October 21, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Lard gargler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch