Two retard inbred wank stains that like to peg each other and butt fuck each other paddy loves cum and lar loves cumming deep inside paddy paddy lives in a scrap yard and lar lives up paddys arse paddy's shaves his arse hair and puts it on bread while lar just likes his with a bit of salt they both love cock and ball torture but paddy's loves to out pens up his arse
Did you see lar and paddy riding last night I hear paddy moan from bansha!
by Tang spec hai September 26, 2021
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A Lars Øyane is when you sit on the toilet for so lomg that you friends start looking for you.
SANDER WERE ARE YOU!?

I am at the toilet!
Ohhhh you were just so long gone that i started to wounder were you were...
Yea gues i took a Lars Øyane;D
by Snader December 10, 2016
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The handsome (and tall) third year student who comes to stir the pot while charming everyone into his web of lies. Will steal your boyfriend while he takes you down.

A true snake with a hidden agenda who likes sharp object in more that one way.
Who is that guy the curly haired boy is kissing? Oh that’s the new guy , Lars Marcus!
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You’re bare funny yeah, thinkin Je / Lar was a real thing you pagan.
by $WAG___MON3¥ May 9, 2021
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An autistic child with one eye who is often seen dancing to nightcore songs in class.
Wow look at that Lars Magnus over there
Can that Lars Magnus shut the fuck up?
by Sepkamen March 13, 2017
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