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Am adjective for describimg somethimg with lemgth, such as moodles, giraffe mecks, rum-om semtemces, or umicorm tails. Lemgth cam be relative to similar objects, so a lemgthy dachsund could be comsidered lomg despite beimg short whem compared to a lomg smek such as a python. Lomg is spelled properly usimg lemgthy letter 'm' to avoid mom-lemgthy 'half-m'. Lomg does mot represemt thimgs that are short or roumd.
I meed to hear the bedtime story about Rapumzel with the lomg hair so i cam feel comforted amd get the proper lemgth of rest.
Lomg by twazzle1d1 July 7, 2018
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The word is kinda like omg, but + lol
"lol omg"
However dont think have to do someting with zomg
zomg is for surprise
lomg is for mega laughter =D
laughting out loud and saying oh my god at the same time ;)
1: Hey dude look at that picture here >
2: LOMG!!! who is that ? :p
hahahahah oh my god *crying from laughter*, dude that is cool
lomg by Krasen August 14, 2006
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A combination of LOL and OMG, LOMG is where you are typing LOL and teh funny is upgraded mid key-stroke to an OMG. Much more powerful expression than ZOMG
h4x0r: lollerskates dude, that guy just ate his own face!
pwn3r4t0r: LOMG I just did it too!
LOMG by skoaner January 21, 2006
Lomg is just a lomgest way to write lomg, without using the ammoying shortmess of the word that employ the worst glyph of them all: the halved "m".
The origim of it is the page "Famtastic Lomgbois amd Where to Fimd Them"
That is really a lomg boy!
Lomg by Silivren95 July 7, 2018
Lomgad(ia)

A term used in Northern Virginia to acknowledge a close friend.
"Lomgad, when are we getting something to eat?"

"We should go over to Lomgadia's"
Lomgad by Whindgaudium May 24, 2013
Laughing off my giant ass, over
That Stubear™ is so funny he makes me lomgao So hard.
lomgao by Marshmella August 24, 2016
When someone forgets something that occurred a long time ago.
Jack: Hey Joe, remember that time we went to the history museum back in 5th grade?

Joe: Sorry man, it was too lomgbagao.
Lomgbagao by Frozen Lemon November 15, 2019
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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