choking on LAN

The act of heavily underperformimg on a LAN setting when compared to online play. Terminology mainly used in competitive videogames (e-sports).

"The team was amazed to see just how hard he was choking on LAN, as he was their top performer online."

by IsaacTheEarl August 29, 2017

Guai lan

Literally means "Strange penis" in hokkien,

means someone who is very hard to deal with

some of the Singaporean damn guai lan

by Lim pei October 28, 2009

lan jau

lan jau is a hokkien that is normally used in south east asia that mean dick, penis or cock. it is also use as a cuss word.

You want me to cut ur lan jau ?

You Lan jau , dont let me see you again!!

by The lanjau January 1, 2010

LAN party

Playing multiplayer games is much more fun when your opponent is in range of verbal abuse

I cant wait to pwn you at the next LAN party

by BlackSabbath16 June 26, 2007

cu@lan

Threaten another internet hero, usually on QuakeNet IRC, to beat him up at a LAN event.

rofl n00b, cu@lan!!!!1one

by thunk October 24, 2003

Kun Lan

Leader of the "Heaven Smile" terrorist group in the game Killer 7. Has the power to resurrect life with his "God Hand", which he uses for his own twisted ends. A demigod with a maniacal laugh who plays chess with his greatest enemy, Harman Smith, another man with supernatural powers (he is the god-killer, capable of destroying the life created by Kun).

Kun Lan is the Yin to Harman's Yang.

"The world doesn't change, it just turns." -Kun Lan, after catching Harman's bullet with his God Hand

by Killer7 August 6, 2005

LAN Pony

Noun: the term used to describe an easily transportable laptop with decent gaming capabilities bought by desktop owners for the sole purpose of being carted to LAN parties.

"Hey I just bought a new ASUS G55VW! Look who has a LAN Pony now!"

"Yeah lot's of people are gonna show up with their LAN Ponies instead of their desktops."

by commandersheppard April 9, 2013