Lane tech

A school where boys claim “they are different” and act like the nicest kids ever but in reality they are all just a bunch of horn dogs. he’ll tell u he only talks to u though so watch out!
Friend: omg I’m talking to this cute lane boy

Me: ahaha he’s talking to me too

Friends: ew lane boys are assholes
Me: lane tech rejects, I wish we never met
by ilovewood123456788 July 16, 2018
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A place that is significantly better than Jones where crazy white mother fuckers go to run around doing whatever the seniors dropped a.k.a. meth,weed, and crack cocaine and where dope as fucking nerd kids in the ltac program go to do Xanax
Man Lane tech is so much better than Jones
by LaneKid420 September 07, 2021
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I have never been to this school
HOOOOG RIDAAAAA said the sped class at lane tech
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School in Chicago that demographics say is more Hispanic than white but really it’s 70% white 22% Hispanic and 8% black
“Wait, how the hell does Lane Tech have more Hispanics than White, mostly everybody here looks like vsco girls and wear booty shorts and tights in attempt to make their ass look bigger”
by GirlfromChiTown September 29, 2019
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Mostly white girls wearing tights to make their ass look bigger and only go to the games for the possibility of getting asked to homecoming or flirting with the football or other teams.
Wait, how does Lane Tech have more Hispanics than white? I literally see mostly vsco girls and white girls with booty shorts and crop tops in the winter?
by GirlfromChiTown September 29, 2019
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There are five types of kids at this place: (1) the quiet, irrelevant Hispanic kids w crusty hair who make up 99% of the school, (2) the white guys that say the n word and ask for carts on their stories and, (3) the bitches that only communicate w TikTok dances,

(4) The large community of off brand Stephan Hawkings and (5) the LOUD ltacs who anime run to the 4th floor to do nicotine n turn their hair green
Lopez: Lane tech is like my asshole, it’s big, it smells, and u can fit hella ppl in there

Bald Pincipal: I miss my hair
by ElonMusk December 04, 2019
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a school where the “smart kids” end up becoming stoners and having no friends. the rotc kids drag people down to the basement and rape them with their stupid little pins. mr lopez sticks his dicks in everyone’s ear until they put their fucking id on. with lane kids it’s either suck dick or get your dick sucked
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rotc kid: come down here faggot
retarded religious lane kid: no i’m saving my virginity until marriage

mr lopez: i want you to look at me while i fuck you to make sure you’re picture matches your face
by fatkid13 March 07, 2019
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