A modern cesspool of poorly educated, unadapted, evolutionary throwbacks confined into a small (badly constructed) building, curiously undiscovered by civilized society for generations.
The inhabitants are often (but not always) maintained by "teachers," who, for the most part, are even less informed than the throwbacks themselves, and can typically be found reading Stephanie Meyer novels and gorging on buckets of KGC; they are compensated by the State under the guise of being "educators," though they are frequently uneducated, and maintain poor personality skills, professional decorum, and personal hygiene.
All inhabitants ("educators" included) are ignorant to the woes of the world. They have, in fact, been living under a rock for most of their lives, and will only accept facts which are presented to them via rap music, Stephanie Meyer, Emo bands, Will Ferrel, and/or Barrack Obama (himself).
Over time, inhabitants have been known to grow hostile and short-tempered. Frequent fights begot custom - it is considered customary for an inhabitant to challenge another in much the same fashion as a wild mountain goat might: head down, shoulders rounded, feet churning. Challenger and challenged often collide violently, leaving both disoriented and empty-headed (though it is not yet known whether this species is even born with a brain to begin with).
Such customs have resulted in a subsequently noted "football program," as outsiders who witness the fights stagger to find an explanation, often turning to the world of modern sports.
Inhabitants of a Lakes High School continue to breed and to pass on their culture - when asked about their goals for the future, Lakes High Schoolers gave a series of grunts and quizzical expressions.
It is suspected that they lack most basic communication skills.
The inhabitants are often (but not always) maintained by "teachers," who, for the most part, are even less informed than the throwbacks themselves, and can typically be found reading Stephanie Meyer novels and gorging on buckets of KGC; they are compensated by the State under the guise of being "educators," though they are frequently uneducated, and maintain poor personality skills, professional decorum, and personal hygiene.
All inhabitants ("educators" included) are ignorant to the woes of the world. They have, in fact, been living under a rock for most of their lives, and will only accept facts which are presented to them via rap music, Stephanie Meyer, Emo bands, Will Ferrel, and/or Barrack Obama (himself).
Over time, inhabitants have been known to grow hostile and short-tempered. Frequent fights begot custom - it is considered customary for an inhabitant to challenge another in much the same fashion as a wild mountain goat might: head down, shoulders rounded, feet churning. Challenger and challenged often collide violently, leaving both disoriented and empty-headed (though it is not yet known whether this species is even born with a brain to begin with).
Such customs have resulted in a subsequently noted "football program," as outsiders who witness the fights stagger to find an explanation, often turning to the world of modern sports.
Inhabitants of a Lakes High School continue to breed and to pass on their culture - when asked about their goals for the future, Lakes High Schoolers gave a series of grunts and quizzical expressions.
It is suspected that they lack most basic communication skills.
Tourist 1: Hey! Is that a pile of reanimated Neanderthal corpses right there beside that 7-11?
Tourist 2: No, that's just Lakes High School.
Tourist 2: No, that's just Lakes High School.
by Cricket Songs July 19, 2009
Get the Lakes High School mug.A sorry excuse for an institution of learning. Plagued with The Seasonal Flu, the November Sickness, senioritis, and Freshmen. The football team hasn't had a winning season since what seems like the Bush Administration. Junior thots block the halls in passing, freshmen screaming at lunch, and the Black Market run rampant. Never ending renovations, occasional fights, and juuling in the bathrooms makes this highschool the best in the area when compared to Sunlake}. Teachers are unable to teach, the food looks like the recycled waste of a vegan, the trophies are old and useless, and the Mellin Regime is eternal and ruthless. God can't save you if you go here. No one can.
Student 1: Where do you go to school?
Student 2: Land o Lakes High school
Student 1: *Slowly backs away and breaks into run*
Student 2: Land o Lakes High school
Student 1: *Slowly backs away and breaks into run*
by lolhs victim November 8, 2019
Get the Land o Lakes High school mug.A huge high school located in the affluent Houston suburb of Katy,TX. Consists of students whose families are definitely in the upper echelons of society (i.e top 1%) Unlike most "rich kid" high schools, there is an incredibly diverse and open student body, coming from very well educated backgrounds. Campus is pretty awful, but the people make up for it...
by txhsteen November 10, 2013
Get the Seven Lakes High School mug.A school in North jersey, known for the safest school in New Jersey as well. Many of these students here are either white, Albanian, or few other races. The school is full of stoners, and kids who love to drink and have a good time. Often you will find a few of these kids in there vice principal’s office getting searched and drug tested. These kids often spend there weekends out at a house party or a popular party spot referred to “Pipeline”. While some of the teachers are hitting on each other and going out together on weekend nights to bars.
by Pompton high school alumni November 30, 2018
Get the pompton lakes high school mug.A bunch of preppy white kids that do nothing, but smoke pot and get laid. The only black kids are the deaf ones, but are good at sports. All the girls are blonde and smokin'. All they got going for them is rich parents that can buy them into college.
by Mountain Lakes High School February 25, 2015
Get the Mountain Lakes High school mug.A School that has been overrun with midget freshmen coming from low income families that eat dinner at 7-11. the hallways are so small, you need Clorox to remove the pests that think they are "fresh." This school is full of posers that try to Dougie and jerk. The black people are now a majority at this school while Asians are becoming extinct. The walls here are cinder block because they want to make this as close to a jail cell as possible. The walls are painted over with ghetto art to hide the mold. There are about as many windows as the kids have in their boxes on shadow wood lane....
by Bruce Buttlicker April 30, 2011
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