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An awkward kid that somehow makes friends with popular kids. He does Boxing because that the only sport he doesn't suck at. He has a sense of humour that will make you laugh like you had that D in yo mouth. Weak somewhat. Don't forget the mega size peanut.
"Call me up at 1-800-gluemybuttcheecks."

Here's a speicial offer

"1-800-clipminip, call now and het a special offer for gluemybuttcheecks half off"

"Don't forget 1-800-cho ni"

Laiku
Laiku by Bruh life November 10, 2017
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Laiku Dowling 

A person that has more than one name for his cock simulator, such as War-Head, Grim Reaper, Armageddon, Kamakazie. He has a V-8 6 cylinder powerhouse which delivers over 500 gallons per cumshot. He used his penis to stop Adolf Hitler and Pedo Bear (single-handily).
Laiku Dowling: Unleash the Kraken!
Mia Khalifa: Fill me with your ink!
Laiku Dowling: Fire up the powerhouse!
Madison Ivy: I'm your German bitch!
Laiku Dowling by Laiku Dowling April 13, 2017
Related Words
Laiku Laiku Dowling laiken Laika LAIK lakuma Laiklyn Laikyn lakumu lakung

/b/lackup 

The act of requesting the support of /b/rothas to help accomplish an objective. Usually when a mass amount of /b/rothas acquire /b/lackup, they are an unstoppable force.
need /b/lackup at the pool.
Rewarding fried chicken and colt 45
/b/lackup by /b/rotha123 February 6, 2008
From the Old Norse/Danish Leika..

Laik, to Laik , laiking, Laiker,laik's Still used in former parts of the Danelaw/Northumbria modern day Northern england . Especially Yorkshire
He used to be at Sheffeld Wednesday that lad, but since 'iz come to our club he's turned into'a good Laiker
Laik by Patrick Dee On August 22, 2018

laikadaisical 

(adj.)

lacking so much interest, vigor, or determination; listless; lethargic; -that not even money can fix it.
Sir, all the special effect ingenuity in this film cannot hide the god awful laikadaisical storytelling, I want my money back. Good day!
The first dog in orbit, carried aboard Sputnik II on November 3rd, 1957. Literally "Barker" in Russian. Laika was supposed to have died four days into the orbit by a package of poisoned food, but died much earlier, a few hours into the flight, due to overheating. Formerly a stray, Laika was at once the most lucky and most unlucky dog in the world.
Laika by what-the-shit December 13, 2003
The most adorable and sweetest person you'll ever meet. She is such a sweetheart and always want what is best for you. Everytime you talk to her she will turn you into a cherry. Once you meet her you'll instantly want to be her bestest friend.
"Laikyn is my bestest friend ever"
Laikyn by Michael E. July 13, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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