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An awkward kid that somehow makes friends with popular kids. He does Boxing because that the only sport he doesn't suck at. He has a sense of humour that will make you laugh like you had that D in yo mouth. Weak somewhat. Don't forget the mega size peanut.
"Call me up at 1-800-gluemybuttcheecks."

Here's a speicial offer

"1-800-clipminip, call now and het a special offer for gluemybuttcheecks half off"

"Don't forget 1-800-cho ni"

Laiku
Laiku by Bruh life November 10, 2017
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Laiku Dowling 

A person that has more than one name for his cock simulator, such as War-Head, Grim Reaper, Armageddon, Kamakazie. He has a V-8 6 cylinder powerhouse which delivers over 500 gallons per cumshot. He used his penis to stop Adolf Hitler and Pedo Bear (single-handily).
Laiku Dowling: Unleash the Kraken!
Mia Khalifa: Fill me with your ink!
Laiku Dowling: Fire up the powerhouse!
Madison Ivy: I'm your German bitch!
Laiku Dowling by Laiku Dowling April 13, 2017
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/b/lackup 

The act of requesting the support of /b/rothas to help accomplish an objective. Usually when a mass amount of /b/rothas acquire /b/lackup, they are an unstoppable force.
need /b/lackup at the pool.
Rewarding fried chicken and colt 45
/b/lackup by /b/rotha123 February 6, 2008
From the Old Norse/Danish Leika..

Laik, to Laik , laiking, Laiker,laik's Still used in former parts of the Danelaw/Northumbria modern day Northern england . Especially Yorkshire
He used to be at Sheffeld Wednesday that lad, but since 'iz come to our club he's turned into'a good Laiker
Laik by Patrick Dee On August 22, 2018

laikadaisical 

(adj.)

lacking so much interest, vigor, or determination; listless; lethargic; -that not even money can fix it.
Sir, all the special effect ingenuity in this film cannot hide the god awful laikadaisical storytelling, I want my money back. Good day!
The first dog in orbit, carried aboard Sputnik II on November 3rd, 1957. Literally "Barker" in Russian. Laika was supposed to have died four days into the orbit by a package of poisoned food, but died much earlier, a few hours into the flight, due to overheating. Formerly a stray, Laika was at once the most lucky and most unlucky dog in the world.
Laika by what-the-shit December 13, 2003
The most adorable and sweetest person you'll ever meet. She is such a sweetheart and always want what is best for you. Everytime you talk to her she will turn you into a cherry. Once you meet her you'll instantly want to be her bestest friend.
"Laikyn is my bestest friend ever"
Laikyn by Michael E. July 13, 2016