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Blue Lagoon Syndrome 

Based on the 1980 movie "The Blue Lagoon".

The ability of any two people to fall in love when there is no one else available.

Also the ability of the only person in a group of a certain gender to become the object of desire for the rest.

See also: proximity infatuation
A: "So how did you two get married?"
B: "Completely Blue Lagoon Syndrome. We were stranded in an elevator together over Christmas Break, so it was inevitable."

A: "I don't get it, everybody at work thinks Suzi is such a babe!"
B: "Dude, Suzi is the *only* female in your office, of course they think she's hot, it's Blue Lagoon Syndrome!"
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lagoon spoon 

See if the Lagoon spoon is coming we're going fishing
lagoon spoon by papaski November 21, 2016

The Lagoon School 

Terror, sweat, trauma, pain, blood, tears. This is a catholic all-girls school in Satan's new and improved version of hell called Nigeria. This hell chamber was made to torture innocent, growing girls and it has done exactly that.
Girl 1: Did you graduate from The Lagoon School last year?
Girl 2: Yes o!
Girl 1: No wonder you had such a glow-up. That school is terrible!
Girl 2: Yes o my sister.

soap lagoon 

another word for a brothel, first used in the song “SOAP LAGOON” by MASA WORKS DESIGN, “soap” likely is meant to be a euphemism for semen
I might head to the soap lagoon once my shifts over, I need to blow off some steam
soap lagoon by massivebitch March 12, 2022

Sploosh lagoon 

When your belly button is full of cum
I ended up with a big sploosh lagoon after that gang bang.
Sploosh lagoon by Ashtray4 September 29, 2015

shit lagoon 

That shit lagoon by Andy's sthinks like Hell!
shit lagoon by Panda March 20, 2004

scrotum lagoon 

a swampy accumulation of sweat under one's scrotum after a long period of crotch heat.
Nate spent so much time with his laptop on his crotch that he got scrotum lagoon!
scrotum lagoon by Minxy Noodle December 15, 2011