LORP

Stands for Losers Over-Achieving and Resume Padding. Describes people who are not genuine in their involvement but instead want to pad their resume.

Steve is such a LORP. Yesterday, he talked to a professor he hates to make a good impression for a letter of recommendation . Today, he can't spend time with his friends because he has four club meetings and has to volunteer at a local food shelter.

by ginga47 May 1, 2019

Lorp

Lorp is a play on words of Lort and Larp. Lort means bloody piss, and Larp means a sweaty shit or a good play in Roblox Football Fusion 2. Lorp is when you shit and excrete bloody piss at the same time.

Last night I got hit with a car and had to take a shit, I was lorping the whole time.

by CamNut10 January 5, 2023

Lorp

(Verb) To vomit; To eject one's stomach fluids through the mouth.

"I almost lorped when I had to smell that chili bean shit you took last week!"

by Classyglassy November 12, 2019

Lorp

A ratchet word used to tell someone there so mean

"OMG Rebbecca dont be so lorp"

by Mol_Teese June 25, 2015

Lorped

Starts by getting very drunk. Then bumming a vape from your buddy and hitting it in rapid succession until you pass out.

Let me hit your vape bro, I’m trying to get fucking lorped!

by Big dick bot July 3, 2021

Lorpis

(n.) a large porpoise like animal, similar to a dolphin that can live both in and out of the water. The Lorpis has both fish like flippers and mammal like legs with a long snout. They are amphibious animals that live on all continents and in all diffrent weather climates. The Lorpis eats mostly fish and other small aquatic creatures. They are an endangered spieces and are very rarely found in populated areas. The study of the Lorpis is called Lorpology. The Lorpis is a beautiful, fantasic, creature.
(Plural. Lorpi)

Oh my Gosh! Did you just see that lorpis swim by! What a fantastic wonder the lorpis is! (or) I was just caught swimming in a pod of lorpi!

by fnudy55 February 2, 2009

Lorpu

A unique person with a unique name. Talks to a lot of people but she doesn't really consider them friends. Annoying as fuck but a great friend. Always finds ways to make you laugh even if it's not on purpose. Shes beautiful but doesn't know it, so she has a low ass self esteem.Seems like she's quiet and like sad most of the time but in reality she's a crackhead around her friends. Nobody says or spells her name correctly on their first try. Most importantly hella sensitive but hides all feeling/ looks mad but won't tell what's wrong.

Yo you know that girl lorpu, she looks hella depressed.

by Uglybitch101 June 1, 2019