A disparaging term for internet libertarians, used jokingly or not. First seen on Torchthebridge.com
by Tezkah October 10, 2004
Derogatory slang for "libertarian". Usually used to make fun of self-proclaimed libertarians who are apathetic to or support government expansion. The kind of of person who will say "If the government treads on me, 1776 will commence again!!!" then does nothing when the government treads on them.
So the government is taking your rights and you are just complaining instead standing up to them? You're a huge lolbertarian.
by Zoldam July 1, 2020
A self proclaimed libertarian, found on the internet, that doesn't mind the government treading on him. A lolbertarian is typically a paleo-con. Can be abbreviated to lolbert.
Person 1: I am a libertarian
Person 2: No, you are a lolbertarian
Person 1: What? Why?
Person 2: Dude, you don't support gay marriage, you support the police, think porn and weed should be illegal, you do not care about your liberty.
Person 1: But i like guns, doesnt that make me libertarian
Everyone: Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about you lolbert
Person 2: No, you are a lolbertarian
Person 1: What? Why?
Person 2: Dude, you don't support gay marriage, you support the police, think porn and weed should be illegal, you do not care about your liberty.
Person 1: But i like guns, doesnt that make me libertarian
Everyone: Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about you lolbert
by Watermelon_5 June 2, 2021
A term used by "little l" libertarians who simultaneously want to assert their genuine preference for limited government while owning up to the fact that a lot of Libertarians are silly people with bad haircuts. The label is usually adopted in order to avoid guilt-by-association.
by Whats-his-face April 16, 2009