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Let me get this straight. As in, clear.
So L.M.G.T.S--we're over?
Yep. We're done.
L.M.G.T.S by Jeanine Albert April 3, 2008

i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b 

I love you more then I love myself but you don’t give me the same energy back
Me to crush:i.l.y.m.t.I.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. 

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”
you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

M.I.M.L.G.I.T 

An acronym meaning "Mother I'd Most Likely Give It To" to replace the extremely over-used,played out and vulgar M.I.L.F

Pronounced Mim-el-get
From the timeless classic "The M.I.M.L.G.I.T Song" written and performed by John Butor and Jerry Hughes

Lyrics:

Verse
It started off at Cedar Point
Where we packed some bowls and rolled some joints
I looked off in the distance and could not believe what id seen
It was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. looking back at me

(Chorus)
She was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)

ohhh she was a M.I.M.L.G.I.T (she's a m.i.m.l.g.i.t)

Verse 2
One year later, I took a trip to China
On a mission to find some sideways vagina
I stepped off the plane and what did i see
but a M.I.M.L.G.I.T. who was winking at me

(Chorus)

I don't care if she's poor, I don't care if she's rich
I only want her to do back flips on my dick
the older the berry the sweeter juice
if you saw that woman you'd feel like i do

(Chorus)

B I J D A F L D M D G F T 

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”
B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

I.L.Y.S.M.I.G.T.E 

Girl: Say something nice to me.
Boy: I.L.Y.S.M.I.G.T.E
Girl: This is why we split up and had an abortion...