Kyle mulligans are handsome, hilarious, hardworking, and caring creatures. Kyle mulligans are gentle and loveable. They're also messy and air headed at times however these qualities can be forgiven as they're awesome in all other aspects. The most fascinating characteristic about these magnificent creatures is the uncanny ability to chose the most perfect mates.
"What's that magestic thing over there wearing a horse shirt?"
"Oh it's a Kyle Mulligan. Notice the perfect girl in it's presence."
"Oh it's a Kyle Mulligan. Notice the perfect girl in it's presence."
by Webster03 August 15, 2015
He is my fav Asian friend (miss u my g)
Song: Kyle Norito we love you you had no teeth and u had a bit of poo
Song: Kyle Norito we love you you had no teeth and u had a bit of poo
by Kyle Norito sisters dogs May 18, 2020
-hottest Asian from California, very good at singing, math, and running, pulls all the girls but is fucking dry, cutest smile
-one letter, and on rare occasions: one word, answers to texts if you are one of the few worthy of his attention
-is definitely going to Harvard
-Bill Gates = off brand Kyle Loh
-one letter, and on rare occasions: one word, answers to texts if you are one of the few worthy of his attention
-is definitely going to Harvard
-Bill Gates = off brand Kyle Loh
by Kyle's #1 Simp October 17, 2023
by imsoawesomeitssick September 29, 2011
The act of mixing up a person's first and last name because their last name could easily pass for a first name, provoking extreme anger from a person.
Usually only premenent in italian New Jersey suburbs, because of the stress of maintaining a constant fist pump whenever listening to 'Guido Beats'. This fist pumping action results in extreme irritablility, therefore a heightened reaction from the first-last name mix up.
Usually only premenent in italian New Jersey suburbs, because of the stress of maintaining a constant fist pump whenever listening to 'Guido Beats'. This fist pumping action results in extreme irritablility, therefore a heightened reaction from the first-last name mix up.
Dayo: Why did jordan storm off like that?
Jer: Well you completely Jordan-kyle'd him.
Dayo: Well his parents were dumb enough to give him a last name that could be a first name he deserved it..
Jer: Well you completely Jordan-kyle'd him.
Dayo: Well his parents were dumb enough to give him a last name that could be a first name he deserved it..
by JROC444 December 7, 2010
Kyle Simmons is the keyboard player for the alternative/ indie band Bastille. He is amazing and humble, probably the funniest in the band. He loves cats, as seen on several shirts he likes to wear. His mustache/ beard combo is something to die for, it's his trademark in the band I think(Although Dan often has a beard/ stubble, and Will's is more like stubble.) He is currently dating Janna Bartlett. He's very friendly with the crowds at their concerts, and loves what he does. He's hilarious, supportive, talented, and without him Bastille just wouldn't be Bastille. Definitely my favorite member in the band.
Person: Hey, you're going to the Bastille concert tonight right?
Stormer: Yeah! I'm so excited to see them! I'm going to try to stand by Kyle Simmons so I can say hi. He's very friendly, he'll probably wave back!
Stormer: Yeah! I'm so excited to see them! I'm going to try to stand by Kyle Simmons so I can say hi. He's very friendly, he'll probably wave back!
by BastilleStormer December 19, 2015