Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Strauss-Kahn 

The underhanded, low-down understanding a Whore has that a Man is vulnerable to any sort of attack when he is in the Shower or just getting out of the Shower.
"I can't believe the bitch Strauss-Kahned me, running off with my wallet and credit cards as I got into the shower!"
Strauss-Kahn by Kingpin3 August 26, 2011
Related Words
Kvahn • KAHN! • kiahna • kahne • kahnage • kahner • kahnner • Kiahn • kjahni • kyahna

Strauss-Kahn 

n. A two-pronged act consisting of abbreviated sexual aggression followed by an equally abbreviated, futile effort to flee. This orchestration is often attempted by high ranking officials of the International Monetary Fund in their efforts to share "seed money" with disenfranchised members of the global community.
Victim: Officer, I believe he pulled a Strauss-Kahn on me.
Officer: What makes you think that?
Victim: Just take a look at my underwear.
Officer: Oh my gosh -- these are definitely the markings of
a Strauss alright! Where might I find the Kahn?
Victim: If you act fast enough, you'll foil his efforts to flee by
intercepting him at the airport. Likely on a flight to Paris.
Strauss-Kahn by Synister8 August 25, 2011

Strauss-Kahn 

Named for the infamous French IMF head, to "Strauss-Kahn" means to force oneself onto a weaker person. Usually involving some form of exhibitionism, "Strauss-Kahn'ing" most often occurs between an older man of status and a younger working class woman.
He came out of the bathroom and totally "Strauss-Kahn'd" that chick.

or

When the overweight whore monger stayed overnight in the NYC jail, his cellmates "Strauss-Kahn'd" him with fervor.
Strauss-Kahn by riggityragtag June 10, 2011
basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor. has great hair and can be arrogant at times.
Kevahn is so cute!
Kevahn by ladylove169 June 17, 2013
Kahn. The definition of Kahn is a type of ruler or leader of some kind country, world or possibly realm. Also meaning warlord, master, lord, ruler, leader or boss.
Servant 1: "Wow who is that?"
Servant 2: "That is Kotal Kahn. "
Servant 1:" Kahn? What does that mean?"
Servant 2" It means ruler or leader."
Kahn by Kotal Kahn April 28, 2019

KAHNstipation 

When there are so many patients waiting in the emergency department for their lab tests and xrays that the internal processes of the ER get backed up and the waiting room gets impacted with patients.
Doctor 1: Why is the waiting room of the ER so crowded?

Doctor 2: All the bays and rooms have patients waiting for their CT scan results. The radiology department is overwhelmed.

Doctor 1: Wow....sounds like another case of KAHNstipation.
KAHNstipation by BostonDoctor January 8, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
Load more