Kvahn
Kvahn is a funny person. Hes also very hot. Hes so hot he can replace the sun. Yes he is that hot. He is also very dirty.
Kvahn by Iamhorny1234 December 7, 2021
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Strauss-Kahn
The underhanded, low-down understanding a Whore has that a Man is vulnerable to any sort of attack when he is in the Shower or just getting out of the Shower.
"I can't believe the bitch Strauss-Kahned me, running off with my wallet and credit cards as I got into the shower!"
Strauss-Kahn by Kingpin3 August 26, 2011
Strauss-Kahn
n. A two-pronged act consisting of abbreviated sexual aggression followed by an equally abbreviated, futile effort to flee. This orchestration is often attempted by high ranking officials of the International Monetary Fund in their efforts to share "seed money" with disenfranchised members of the global community.
Victim: Officer, I believe he pulled a Strauss-Kahn on me.
Officer: What makes you think that?
Victim: Just take a look at my underwear.
Officer: Oh my gosh -- these are definitely the markings of
a Strauss alright! Where might I find the Kahn?
Victim: If you act fast enough, you'll foil his efforts to flee by
intercepting him at the airport. Likely on a flight to Paris.
Officer: What makes you think that?
Victim: Just take a look at my underwear.
Officer: Oh my gosh -- these are definitely the markings of
a Strauss alright! Where might I find the Kahn?
Victim: If you act fast enough, you'll foil his efforts to flee by
intercepting him at the airport. Likely on a flight to Paris.
Strauss-Kahn by Synister8 August 25, 2011
Strauss-Kahn
Named for the infamous French IMF head, to "Strauss-Kahn" means to force oneself onto a weaker person. Usually involving some form of exhibitionism, "Strauss-Kahn'ing" most often occurs between an older man of status and a younger working class woman.
He came out of the bathroom and totally "Strauss-Kahn'd" that chick.
or
When the overweight whore monger stayed overnight in the NYC jail, his cellmates "Strauss-Kahn'd" him with fervor.
or
When the overweight whore monger stayed overnight in the NYC jail, his cellmates "Strauss-Kahn'd" him with fervor.
Strauss-Kahn by riggityragtag June 10, 2011
Kahn
Kahn. The definition of Kahn is a type of ruler or leader of some kind country, world or possibly realm. Also meaning warlord, master, lord, ruler, leader or boss.
Servant 1: "Wow who is that?"
Servant 2: "That is Kotal Kahn. "
Servant 1:" Kahn? What does that mean?"
Servant 2" It means ruler or leader."
Servant 2: "That is Kotal Kahn. "
Servant 1:" Kahn? What does that mean?"
Servant 2" It means ruler or leader."
Kahn by Kotal Kahn April 28, 2019
KAHNstipation
When there are so many patients waiting in the emergency department for their lab tests and xrays that the internal processes of the ER get backed up and the waiting room gets impacted with patients.
Doctor 1: Why is the waiting room of the ER so crowded?
Doctor 2: All the bays and rooms have patients waiting for their CT scan results. The radiology department is overwhelmed.
Doctor 1: Wow....sounds like another case of KAHNstipation.
Doctor 2: All the bays and rooms have patients waiting for their CT scan results. The radiology department is overwhelmed.
Doctor 1: Wow....sounds like another case of KAHNstipation.
KAHNstipation by BostonDoctor January 8, 2012