Krystal Steel

A hot blonde porn star with long legs, huge tits and one hell of a fine ass. She can ride a cock better like no other. And I want to eat her out like a young samolian boy eats a potato

Krystal Steel is one hot fucking bitch.

Krystal Steel by Jake September 28, 2003

krystal steal 

A very hot blonde pornstar. Often seen with Peter North or Sky Lopez. Very good at fucking. Likes ass fucking and oral sex. She also likes it doggy style. She always ends out with a cumshot.

Krystal Steal is the hottest pornstar out there.

krystal steal by Emmanuel February 9, 2005

Krystal Steamer Pack

The act of pooping on a girls face while gizzing on her chest.

Bro 1: "How was last night?"
Bro 2: "It got messy. I ate a Big Mack and gave that swamp donkey a Krystal Steamer Pack"

Krystal Steamer Pack by blowies January 17, 2011

Schemist/Krystal 

Why are you reading this, thats kinda odd. what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net and they want it back but you already shit it out so they drag you to the bathroom and flush you down the toilet while you sleep cause they think your awake and want you to find it?
FLASHBACK But what if a mad Kirby breaks into your house because you exposed there vore kink and want you too write stories like this involving Kirby and about how they dont have a vore kink and then you expose it like i'm doing right now then they shove you in the backroom in some old family diner with a rotting yellow bunny suit then the suit comes to life and starts chasing you then it grabs you and you try to run away but it breaks your spinal cord but your still alive because earlier that day kirby fed you an immortality tennis net which later on would have consequences and you feel the pain but still crawl your way out only to see your arch enemy the snail outside so you and the snail have a wiggle race to see who wins and you lose so you start burning in hell while Bumblebees Are Out by Jack Stauber plays until Kirby comes back and takes you back to your house then you go to sleep but then you realise that thats bad cause what if mad tennis players break into your house because you ate the net.
Ok now that the person who this was made for can read this, why did you read this?

Schemist/Krystal spent time reading this

Schemist/Krystal by totallynotcody23223231334 January 26, 2022

KrystalSlinkay 

A dick sock invented for those that enjoy Slinky's bouncing off their penises.
Can be combined with the PlugMuffin to create the ultimate BDSM experience.
Is even better than the Flesh-light or the Autoblow.
Can be custom made to have whatever design, size or shape your heart desires.
Can help reduce the cases of blue balls.
Can stimulate the scrotum

"I went out and got the autoblow and the flesh-light and i was disappointed , so i brought the KrysalSlinkay and i never looked back"
"OMG did you hear about the KrystalSlinkay i heard that once my friend had no stimulation in his balls once he used the KrystalSlinkay he was amazed"

KrystalSlinkay by ChickenNuggetPlugTM September 2, 2016