"Where's Bob?"
"He had too much of the Mexican food last night so he's releasing the Kraken in the bathroom."
"He had too much of the Mexican food last night so he's releasing the Kraken in the bathroom."
by SafeHouse March 31, 2010
An invisible beast that resides in the depths of online multiplayer games. It uses it's tentacles of bad connection to bind the player and pull him/her back the distance they thought they had already traveled
"Man! I almost got that kill, but the LAG KRAKEN pulled me back long enough to give someone else the kill."
by FAC Spitfire97 August 21, 2008
The act of showing support for Seattle's NHL hockey team by bending down and showing a bit of butt crack.
by ndavid813 July 24, 2020
A dump so devastating, so brutal, so painful, that the fallout from it is equivalent to that of the Kraken.
Guy 1: Dude, what is that smell?...And that noise?
Guy 2: I just released the Ass Kraken
Guy 1: Oh man, I'm sorry....
Guy 2: I just released the Ass Kraken
Guy 1: Oh man, I'm sorry....
by Shins. February 14, 2011
by ashraptor April 1, 2010
To defecate ferociously. This is not your normal "Number two", it's a savage attack on the porcelain perch.
by the-grue April 8, 2010
When a woman's snatch (female genitalia) releases the Kraken out of it, usually during sexual relations such as intercourse.
by micloven01 December 25, 2013