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What belonged to someone until he/she destroyed it and some other person repaired it and the person who use to have the land/object is bitching against the new owner.
Example : Kosovo used to belong to Serbia and
Serbia completely raped Kosovo in the war. So
the Albanians ''repair'' Kosovo and later Kosovo declared independence and Serbia was mad because they used to be a part of Serbia but Kosovo said ''You raped my lands so screw you!'' *Serbia cries*
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Kosovo is a province in southern Serbia. It is Serbian, until it claims its independence, which surely is going to happen.

There was a big battle of Kosovo in 1389, where both Serbian and Turkish emperor lost their lives.

The Serbs anticipate that event very much.

Kosovo is, though, the center of drug dealing, sex trade, weapon black market, etc, for all the other countries in the world, e.g. USA, as one of the biggest.

People that live there are popularly called Shiptars. They often don't have power, water, homes, education, teeth or anything else.
'Kosovo is Serbia' (Kosovo je Srbija) - often used by patriots that don't want its independence. Seen in almost every graffiti art in Serbia.
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A country in Southeastern Europe inhabited by Albanians which are descendants of Illyrians. Kosovo was called Dardania in the Middle Ages and Dardans were one of the many Illyrian tribes who inhabited most of the Balkans.
Serbs came to Balkans in 8th century and later they formed their nation. In the beginning of the 20th century they tried every possible way to invade Kosovo and they did this but they lost it in 1999 after the war between Serbia and Kosovo Liberation Army with the help of NATO who bombed Serbia from March 23 to June 10, 1999.

There are a lot of Churches build by Albanians in the 7th, 8th and 9th century but Serbs invaded most of them in the last century when they conquered Kosovo just to convince Europe that they were living in Kosovo for a long time.
90% of the people in Kosovo are Albanians but there are some Serbs, Romani, and some other small minorities but only Albanians are Autochthonous.
Yes Man. He is an Albanian from Kosovo, descendant of Illyrians, he is livingin Ballkans for more then 4000 years
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An alcoholic mixed drink consisting of Kiwi Strawberry juice and cheap vodka (esp. Popov).
"I got so shitty off Kosovo last night."
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Verb: To leave a country full of dicks and morons that has ruled you for many year, even though they are in Minority. Verb was created when Kosovo finally left the nationalists that are the bitchy Serbs.
Dude 1: "Man, did you hear Quebec was going to try and Kosovo Canada?

Dude 2: "Yeah man, but Quebec Kosovoing isn't going to happen anymore"
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A small independent country in south eastern Europe bordering Albania, Montenegro, Macedonia, and Serbia. It is the newest country, officially declaring independence from Serbia in 2008. It was formerly a county of Serbia which still does not recognize the separation of Kosovo.

Originally Serbia was known as Yugoslavia, spanning what is now the seven independent countries of Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Serbia, Kosovo, Montenegro, and The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia. Civil war traced from as early as the 80s has led to the dwindling size that it is now. What was Yugoslavia is now recognized as Serbia.

Kosovo is the smallest of the separated nations and is one of the 3 remaining countries to yet join the UN (United Nations). The other two are Taiwan and Vatican City. The capital of Kosovo is Pristina. This is also its largest city.
My dumbass friend went to Kosovo for a relaxing vacation. He got shot by a Serbian soldier. Now I don't have a friend, I'm forever alone!

Some Idiot: "Hey, lets go float the beaches of Kosovo!"
Tryhard Nerd: "What beaches you idiot!? It's completely bordered by land. You're so stupid that you're dead to me."
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