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1. To fabricate outrageous stories. To tell a bold face lie.

A colloquialism derived from the world Coal Miner, who are known for outrageous stories
That guy was such a kohlmyer, he tried to make me believe he was a semi-pro snowboarder.

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That guy really tried to kohlmyer me.
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