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Kofa highschool 

The majority of this school is Mexicans and show off CTE programs that literally do nothing for our future, there’s only like 2 or 3 good teachers at this school, rest are garbage. Lots of smoking, Lotta hoes. A few rich white boys/girls. Ton of lgbtq+ kids. hype band but a really shitty football Team. don’t get me started about all the pot head vista kids either. There are some pretty great people here, but there’s also backstabbing rattle snakes cause we live in the middle of the desert, you’ll find snakes here ;) .... the one and only Yuma, AZ
person 1: what school are you going to?

Person 2: kofa highschool

Person 1: good luck with that shit. the smell of weed lingers in all the bathrooms. No matter how much fabreeze is sprayed..

person 2: ...

Kofa High school 

A high school in Yuma, AZ In this school you'll find less than adequate teaching. The security guards are assholes that turn the other cheek when many of the "hood" kids are smoking or doing some sort of drug in the bathrooms. The custodians can be secretly paid off to "accidentally" leave some main doors unlocked overnight so various criminal activity can be played out. food is moderate, it doesn't provide nutrients but it helps fill the stomach as sand and dirt could. terrible football team. Large lgbtq community... teachers are complete dickheads. although there are some teachers that plain out "kick ass” and know the right way to teach and not bore the holy fuck out of you. The school's administration is completely retarded and belong in jail, they are tools for the bureaucrats that control the city and are completely ignorant. "drug trade" at this school is very lucrative and not secret. If you ask the right people, you can be making more than 85 dollars a week. can spot more than 10-30 deals a day, most of which being marijuana, shrooms, or LSD. they (security) don't usually care. Bullying is not much of a problem. fights may occur but most are over sexual relationships or cause the other kid was looking at you funny. A fight can last from 5 to 45 sec until the guard too busy dress coding someone, notice's all the kids running to go see. Surprisingly no student has gotten sick of the bullshit and shot up the place. Kofa High school in a nutshell.
Person 1: are you planning to go to Kofa High school?

person 2: don’t be silly. I don’t wanna be suicidal and depressed haha, that’s all that school does to you.

Person 1: true dat, lets go to Gila ridge
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