knock one off

1. Make love to yourself
2. A bout of self help
3. To masterbate
4. Pull the popes cap off

Dont go to the shop yet sugar, I just need to quickly knock one off.

by Frank Lard May 19, 2007

knock one off

To have sex or at least reach orgasm in a restricted amount of time.

When I wake up in the morning the gf and me knock one off before I go to work.

by gerf June 5, 2004

knock you off

when you bang the shit out of an individual

" so can I knock you off or never? "

by Lakelander March 5, 2018

Knocking You Off

1-made you fall down

"i knocked her off and she hurted her arm"

by ZoZi July 13, 2005

Knock the Dust Off

When a man (usually younger) has sex with a woman (usually older) who hasn't had sex in a long time

She said it'd been a year since she'd had sex. But I'll still knock the dust off that pussy!

by metallicafan3124 January 19, 2015

Knock A Shard Off

To take one of those really hard fast and sometimes (unfortunately) dry dumps. The only bonus to knocking a shard off is they leave the shute clean. One wipe and you are diddly done!

I sat down hoping to post a stump and ended up knocking a shard off.

Sometimes my girlfriend will run out of the room because she has to knock a shard off.

by projectmatter July 15, 2009

knocked a bag off

the end result of masturbating, jizz

i knocked a bag off on your mother last night and she loved it.

by twow October 17, 2013