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the most creepy teacher you'll ever meet.
he's also mean and like to bump you when he writes. he repeats things a lot, i dont know why but he does and i think it's a type of terrets.
"kmetic is a dick"-nikki
Kmetic by wowcow March 1, 2009
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Žan kmetič 

Little guy from small town Zabava, Slovenia. He often uses verbs like “por” “mmm” “come here boy” in sentences.
He just opened the beer and didn’t drink it? He must be Žan Kmetič.
Žan kmetič by Zoran slavc March 11, 2021

Kreticos 

A Greek last name usually given to beautiful people inside and out. Kreticos' are perfect in every way and love to have fun. They are outgoing and loved by everybody.
James: She must be a Kreticos
Megan: Yeah! Shes Gorgeous!
Kreticos by aliikrets May 2, 2011

Knetic club 

A LGBTQIA’s club in Calgary. Mostly gay men attend but everyone is welcome.
What’s the best club for gays in Calgary?

Oh girlfriend! You need to hit up Knetic club. It’s for queers
Knetic club by Mikeunt December 10, 2022

Kemetic Philosophy

The systematic study of philosophical concepts—ethics, metaphysics, epistemology, political theory—as developed and practiced in ancient Kemet (Egypt), based on indigenous sources rather than through a Greek lens. Kemetic Philosophy examines Ma’at (truth, justice, cosmic order) as the central ethical principle, the concept of Heka (creative speech) as a theory of language and power, and the Egyptian understanding of the soul as a multi‑layered entity. It rejects the label “pre‑philosophical,” arguing that Kemetic texts contain rigorous argument, abstract reasoning, and coherent worldviews that deserve the same status as Greek or Chinese philosophy. It is a growing field within Afrocentric and Egyptological scholarship.
Example: “Her course on Kemetic Philosophy analyzed the ‘Instruction of Ptahhotep’ as a work of practical ethics, comparing its virtue‑based approach to Aristotle’s Nicomachean Ethics—but written nearly two millennia earlier.”

Kemetic Logico‑Epistemology

The study of how ancient Kemetic (Egyptian) thought approached logic, reasoning, and the nature of knowledge—recovering an epistemic tradition that predates and differs from Greek logic. Kemetic logico‑epistemology examines principles like Ma’at as a standard of truth (harmony, balance, correspondence), the role of the heart as the seat of reasoning, and the use of analogical, symbolic, and narrative forms of argument. It challenges the claim that formal logic began with Aristotle, showing that Kemetic texts contain systematic reasoning, classification, and criteria for valid inference. This field also explores how knowledge was transmitted initiatically, linking epistemology to ethics and spiritual practice. It is a key component of the broader project to decolonize logic and recognize multiple rationalities.
Example: “Her research in Kemetic logico‑epistemology showed that the Kemetic concept of Ma’at functioned as both an ethical and an epistemological norm—truth was not just factual correspondence but lived alignment with cosmic order.”

Kemetic Protosophy

A specific branch of Protosophy focused exclusively on the knowledge systems of Kemet (ancient Egypt) as the primordial source of philosophy, science, and spirituality. Kemetic Protosophy studies the hieroglyphic texts, temple rituals, cosmological models, and initiatory practices of the Nile Valley civilization, presenting them not as “pre‑philosophical” but as fully developed, internally coherent systems of thought. It emphasizes the role of the per‑ankh (houses of life) as centers of learning that preserved and transmitted wisdom across millennia. This approach challenges the conventional timeline that places the birth of philosophy in ancient Greece, arguing instead that Greek thinkers were students of Kemetic masters.
Example: “Her work in Kemetic Protosophy decoded the Memphite Theology as a sophisticated metaphysical system—complete with ontology, cosmology, and ethics—written centuries before Thales was born.”
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo 

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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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