originally a pink, balloon-like video-game character created by nintendo. (apparently, he also has his own tv show now.) the term kirby is now used to describe a womans clitoris. they both share the same color and swell up when aggravated. clitoris, clit
i was beating her kirby, and then she came all over my backseat.
by euphoria August 1, 2005
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Eating something so fast you practically inhale it and become it in it's entirety.
My cousin spent all weekend Kirbying his wife and now he's more of a pussy than before.
by Dr. Jumba Jookiba March 21, 2016
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#1: a.k.a. better then yoshi

#2: a very good example that even when you suck
u dont have to be a bad person, u see no one is perfect
we are all just people/monster from videogames

#3: a good way to get thumb down, for definiting kirbi on UD, from kirby haters, yoshi lovers, people haters, English proffesors (i know my gramar is bad), myself and of course from jack thompson-ye yoshi and jack are good friends cuz
yoshi has kept jack in bussines by showing young kids
another way of killin ppl *lick, lick-DIE!! DIE!!*

Example #1:
NintendoFanboy#1: Yo kirby is so much better then yoshi.
NintendoFanboy#2: No way! Yoshi licks yours kirbys mushroom up!
NintendoFanboy#1: DIE!!!
NintendoFanboy#2: DIE!!!
*2 nerds dead, 1000000000000000000000 to go*

Example #2:
jesus loves ya all (expect emos and yankees)

Example #3:
i hate u and im so much better the u
*lookin in the mirror and givin myself a thumb down on UD*
by Mr.NotSoFunnyButAtLeastTrying December 15, 2007
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A name given to a member of a group known as the New Kirbish Rebellion. This member is an annoyer, with the sole purpose to annoy. They can normally be found on the Roleplaying boards on Neopets, hunting for despie boards to raid. Their goal is to steer the despies away. Once conquering the board, they (in character) stick a flag into the ground, claiming it.

The kirbies originate from a group called the annoyers, who were formed back in Neopets early years. The kirbies have existed since about 2001.
Kirby 1: omfgzz, let's raid!
Kirby 2: lol fosho!
Despie: *in character* And Mary walked by Johnny, her luscious blonde hair flying out behind her.
Kirby 3: *in character* but the poor Mary trips on a rock and falls and gets a concussion and dies. :D
Despie: OMFGZZ YOU NOOB I'M THROUGH WITH THIS. *leaves board*
Kirbies: hurrah! *sticks flag into ground*
by omfgzzoddski February 25, 2008
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London slang originating in Fulham. A derogatory term for a certain type of unpleasent person from Australia, New Zealand or South Africa who now lives in the UK. The word is most often applied to women but can be used to describe men or even places.

Kirbies are fond of alcohol/ drugs and all the associated behaviour. Common traits are slight stupidity, vanity, aggressively sexual behaviour, an irritating put on laught and/ or voice. The women are usually blonde (or died blonde) and the men are often large rugby playing types (or wannabees)

This word could be concidered quite offensive as it shows a complete ignorance of three very different countries.
Alex: Oh my gosh you see those girls?!
Lauren: Proper Kirbys!

Tom: I'm not really feeling Zulus tonight
Gary: I know, it's too much of a Kirby bar.
by Last Chancer October 21, 2006
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a murderous puffball that will murder you if you get to close.
kid a: kirby is for girls lol
kid b: yeah XD
kirby: insert kirby with a knife here =) Poyo!
by 420whachasmokin June 11, 2021
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