Kim Jonged
1. To be one-upped (repeatedly) by the supposed underdog in a game of nuclear brinkmanship.
2. To have your servers hacked by agents of a country that goes dark at night.
3. To be soundly beaten in an old-timey name-calling war (you lob a lyrically irrelevant insult based on a '70s Elton John song, and are hit back with a surprisingly apt burn that sounds like your name and brings an archaic word back into the modern lexicon: Dotard)
4. To spit vitriol, exposing your inability to actually do anything, and escalating a dangerous game of chicken.
5. To be punked, again and again, by the fat kid with the SpongeBob SquarePants undercut.
2. To have your servers hacked by agents of a country that goes dark at night.
3. To be soundly beaten in an old-timey name-calling war (you lob a lyrically irrelevant insult based on a '70s Elton John song, and are hit back with a surprisingly apt burn that sounds like your name and brings an archaic word back into the modern lexicon: Dotard)
4. To spit vitriol, exposing your inability to actually do anything, and escalating a dangerous game of chicken.
5. To be punked, again and again, by the fat kid with the SpongeBob SquarePants undercut.
"Dang, did you hear Trump threaten North Korea with 'fire and fury like the world has never seen'?"
"Yeah, damn fool. Now he's damned if he does and damned if he don't. He just got Kim Jonged!"
"Mock me, will you, Sony? Well, pow! You've been Kim Jonged!"
"Yeah, damn fool. Now he's damned if he does and damned if he don't. He just got Kim Jonged!"
"Mock me, will you, Sony? Well, pow! You've been Kim Jonged!"
Kim Jonged by denumb October 12, 2017
