kick swift

To run like a pussy from feds/goons/angry parents, usually while abandoning your friends and losing all dignity in the process
Honky 1: Shit! Goons up ahead!

Honky 2: Kick swift!
by S.boi May 07, 2009
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Swift kick

To steal the rightful spotlight from someone.Usually done with bad intentions or out of jealousy.Commonly performed by those in need of constant attention.Derived from the Taylor Swift incident at the 2009 MTV Awards,at which Kanye West innapropriately grabbed the microphone and went on a his own rant during her big moment.
Denise:"Did you see the Swift kick?"

Abigail: "You mean when Cindy was blowing out her birthday candles and her little brother started throwing a tantrum for no reason?...Yeah I saw it."
by Mr. Barryworth September 14, 2009
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swift kick in the balls

when a man or woman strikes a man in the balls with great speed usually resulting in falling over and rolling around in pain
Gio gave kev a swift kick in the balls

kev gave angelo a swift kick in the balls
by yummahfupa August 14, 2011
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June 23rd is the one day a year where you can drop kick that one person in your life who is dancing around to Taylor Swift with their 5'7 and up self
"Aren't you excited for national drop kick tall Taylor swift fans day so you can kick your best friend Layla into tomorrow?"
by Lourtlza October 21, 2023
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Swift Kick

Swift Kick comes from Cobar, Australia or generally western Nsw. Made by a true blue bogan.
I’m going to swift kick you in the dick so it’s in your guts
by Codi-Sarah August 06, 2019
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swift kicks in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.
John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.
by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024
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