"The bitches ass was to small for the two-wheeled dump truck, so I kettle cooked that mark ass ardvark"
by RIZYZYZYZ Y May 9, 2005
Get the Kettle Cookingmug. When a guy finishes in a girls mouth and she gargles it then spits it out into a cup to be consumed at a later date.
Friend: "What is this in this cup, Ron?"
Ron: "Oh, my girl was saving that for later after she kettle cooked it."
Friend: "You have problems man."
Ron: "Oh, my girl was saving that for later after she kettle cooked it."
Friend: "You have problems man."
by Gibson Forben December 4, 2013
Get the Kettle Cookedmug. Being so mad at someone when you see them you want to pick them up and throw them on top of a kettle top.
by Brookegivsrimjobs2kitty June 27, 2016
Get the Kettle-cook ya bummug. Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.
As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!
by QuacksO April 28, 2022
Get the kettlebell vs. kettle-cookedmug.