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Sour, spoiled or just plain miserable. Kered is internationally hated and despised by many Mexicans.
My goodness you are very Kered today.
Kered by thegoatknapper March 23, 2012
Related Words
Kerrek • Kerrod • kerried • Kerryday • Karred • Keared • Kehred • Kered • Kerned • kerned out
A teetotalling ogre who has enough friends, featured in the hit game [Peasant's Quest}
The kerrek is a teetotaller and is offended by your offer. You've really cheesed him off now.
kerrek by Stryker August 17, 2004

kerrydavies 

kerrydavies is a whore, the Biggest slut in Cefn Glas, Bridgend !
I shagged her twice !
I know loads of blokes who have fucked her, she is 28 and is a nympho slut !
The pencoed cock hunter.
cefn glas , bridgend , pencoed, kerrydavies, kerry davies
kerrydavies by huw jardon July 12, 2009
The act of getting revenge at a later date when the victim has forgotten that they have karma coming their way.
Mike got Kehred, he finally got what he deserved.
Kehred by Ohholy June 13, 2018
To get really owned or dissed in some discussion or in some matter of life.
Guy: OMG, what am I going to do now! I just messed my life...

Girl: I'm sure you'll come up with something. What about your other plan?

Guy: Shit, that's true...

Girl: Plus, you don't even deserve any help. You're such a beach!

Guy: ... D:

Girl: Man, you just got kerried badly.
kerried by laram24 July 23, 2010
Mythical beast named after someone who sent an email to Strong Bad.
And the Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to burnination.
Kerrek by Croz March 20, 2003
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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