Our extremely urban black president, B. Hussain Obama, is a foreign tribesman from Kenya
by dsantesteban January 1, 2011
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Kenya’s are usually hard to describe. It’s an unusual name and it’s quite odd to be named after a country. They vary in size but many are short. They are oddities who are confusing enigmas and are almost always introverts. They are also chaotic and fun people who will always make you laugh. They are also good listeners and will make a great friend. They are amazing friends and make a fantastic partner in crime but weird to date as they are quite shy and awkward but will be there for you regardless in their own chaotic way.
I have a friend named Kenya.
That girl named Kenya is a crackhead.
Kenya is my partner in crime.
by Badartist September 4, 2020
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The best looking and most loyal person you'll ever meet. He comforts you and know exactly what to do at the right times
by Kingpoppa8 March 13, 2017
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I was dating this woman but I had to get out, she was such a Kenya.
by King-writes-alot February 16, 2017
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fake. phoney. blonde. think's she's perfect.

will mess guys around.
does this baby voice, it annoying and false and she and all her flaky friends thinks it's cute.
i don't know who this girl is anymore, she used to be my best friend. but now she's too good for me, cause suddenly she discovered padded and push-up bras.
will try to prove she loves things more than you do.
even though she doesn't
she's being all 'kenya' about my mum. it's my mum, i love her more than she does, why does she keep trying prove t the rest of the world, that she is a better daughter?

kenya (as a name for a person)
by ihatefakesok November 25, 2010
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Some fat bitch that works at aldis and who face looks like she got beat up by a bag of nickels her upper lip makes boulders soft she got into a fight with a gorilla and lost when she steps on a scale bryson tillers dont starts playing.
Yo close the elevator door a kenya coming
by Ganggggggg April 11, 2016
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