when something baffles you so much that you can't say anything but this, this is the only thing you can say when something baffles you so much
by EpicWordDefiner May 4, 2020
The colonel walks into the store to find an employee fucking the chicken sandwich, "What the Kentucky Fried Fuck!" he shouts
by Anson's Mate April 8, 2020
When 50 men form an unending, circular human centipede. First one to nut yells "Yeehaw!" at the top of their lungs and is called a "Kentucky Fucker" for the rest of the year.
"Dude! Last night Dylan and I took part in a Kentucky Town Fuck Down!"
"Nice dude! Who nutted first?"
"Dylan, be sure to call him Kentucky Fucker from now on."
"Nice dude! Who nutted first?"
"Dylan, be sure to call him Kentucky Fucker from now on."
by Dickie Huge November 16, 2020
by y33tgodmcneckass December 18, 2019
Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down
by Plutoid Federal Navy June 29, 2021
Our bio finals were to present on any topic that was related to biology. A group was presenting on types of protection for sex. Not once did they refer to any body parts or fluids by their scientific names. So, yes; they literally had "dick," "cum," and "pussy" on slides and read off them. Everyone kept glancing over at our professor, who had this look like he was just constantly cleaning his glasses because he couldn't believe what he was witnessing. They got Kentucky fucked on grading.
by ellkay April 19, 2020
Example: The impeachment trial of Trump got Kentucky fucked by Mitch McConnell.
Example: Mitch McConnell Kentucky fucked Obama's nomination of Merrick Garland.
Example: Mitch McConnell Kentucky fucked Obama's nomination of Merrick Garland.
by Whothoami April 19, 2020