A giant Asian guy with a huge ballsack and likes to dip it into people's mouths. Has a gigantic ego and is also a thot and loves to roll around in pig shit. His real Asian name usually starts with "X". Very beautiful face with a giant dick. He is uncircumcised and has masturbated once in the shower. He thought about his girlfriend Millie (who has been to jail) while doing it and made a huge load
Guy 1: OMG that is Kelvin! I wish he would bone me!
Guy 2: He did bone me and left a huge load in me!
Guy 2: He did bone me and left a huge load in me!
by succcccccc October 9, 2018
a bitch ass hoe that you should never let into your life..but if you do, make sure you burn with with sass @ 400K :-)
by yousue August 24, 2018
by Bigbootyhoe127 August 7, 2019
Invented by Lord Kelvin in the 1850s, an act of watching movies at 69 Kelvin in order to popularize the newly invented scale, soon it would be adopted all over the world. This is the optimal temperature that causes maximum stimulation, perfect for Netflix and chilling.
by fA1K0n June 13, 2021
by The Kelvinator May 20, 2008
by gabe m. April 16, 2006