kelkar

The rear end of a gay elphant after it had butt sex with an old lady.

"Wow, you look like dem kelkar."

by mr. folic August 12, 2009

The Kelkar

kissing in the kelkar for 47 hours and 5 minutes

Eleanor: *Planks*
Darby: Omg are we gonna kiss in The Kelkar???

by Faeyon November 3, 2022

kelara

Rare and unique. Defineable by a select few

There has been and always will be only one kelara in the entire universe.

by seeker of rare things February 16, 2010

Kelka

The name given to the two podcasters of The Planet Podcast, Elka and KC.

We can't wait for Kelka's new podcast

by Laura The Lesbian February 2, 2008

Keykarki

A Racial Slur To Offend ANYONE Outside of the White Race (AKA You're calling them a slut/bitch)

You're a STUPID Keykarki you black fag

by TheNutNialator September 3, 2023

kelgar

n. a couple whose names are kelsey and gareth. The girl is generally blond and dumb as hell, who only scores 3 points above the level of retard on the ACT. while the male has some smarts, but has no testicles and only lasts 3 minutes in bed. They also tend to have the same haircut.

LMAO I R TEH KELGAY!!!

Whose that there?
Oh, those two are kelgar.
Really? I thought they were twins.

by bammcks November 8, 2007

Kelbar

A fuckwit that believes the earth is flat. A person that doesn't believe in or able to understand basic logic.

The Earth is not flat, stop being a Kelbar

by Cluey123 March 6, 2019