keith

To alter a substance.

Jeremy just keithed my dr. P by putting malt vinegar in it!

by mavro May 29, 2007

a keith

A young male prostitute who usually provides for other men

A keith is a gay

by Duecebigallomalejigallo August 23, 2017

keith

A guy that's self centered and really bad in bed ):

Girl: keith was so bad last night
Friend: no wonder he single

by x_amazing_craig September 12, 2016

KEITH

Tall skinny gay guy who sings love songs to his short partner. May also whip off shirt at random intervals. Has terrible tan lines. May be incapable of performing the act of sexual intercourse due to mental challenges.is usually partnered with a short boy of the name "Ryan". has weird hair that has a "wave" in the front. special ability-can change voice from deep to high pitched. not able to shut up or pronounce name more than two syllables correctly. fails at throwing freethrows into the wastepaper basket. ALWAYS misses.

KEITH!!!
shut the fuck up!!!
my name isn't FABAH-HA!!!!

by glowinthedarkmice April 16, 2009

Pulling a Keith

When you try to talk to someone and the other person is frequently about to to head out or about to do something else and appears to be avoiding the conversation; this person is pulling a keith.

You: Hey, what's up man? Want to catch up on things real quick?

Friend: Hey man, sorry I'm about to head in the shower then to the gym tonight.

You: Oh okay man...you don't even have like two minutes?

Friend: Not really, I was just about to get off the computer

A few moments later...

Other friend: Hey, so is Joey around to chat?

You: No, he is pulling a keith again.

Other friend: Sigh..again?

by Jerry1986 July 28, 2012

Keith Richards

A highly superior being who created the entire universe billions of years ago. He is also the lead guitarist for The Rolling Stones. Keith Richards did pretty much every drug ever created and is still alive, therefor he is immortal. He is one of 3 immortals in the world. Cher and Ozzy Osbourne are immortal as well and accompanied Keith Richards while creating the universe.

Keith Richards, that guy that doesn't die.

by Tentacle Lovins' August 4, 2019

Keith Haney

A girlboss, famous, iconic teacher.

oh my god, keith haney is such a girlboss!

by girlboss74 December 4, 2021