A male who steals another man's wife and marries her. Often pick the wife up with a cheesy pick up line. Often resides in northeast.
A Keith: Are you from Tennessee

Another Man's Wife: no

A Keith: Your the only ten I see.

Another Man's Wife: Awe I'm going to leave my husband and marry you.

A Keith: Swing a dee dee.
by swizle7 May 22, 2010
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to eat out a female with chunks of food stuck in your braces
Kenny was doing the Keith to Maia and Maia had some leftovers in her vagina the next morning.
by Chris & Maia July 13, 2002
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Jeremy just keithed my dr. P by putting malt vinegar in it!
by mavro May 28, 2007
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Tall skinny gay guy who sings love songs to his short partner. May also whip off shirt at random intervals. Has terrible tan lines. May be incapable of performing the act of sexual intercourse due to mental challenges.is usually partnered with a short boy of the name "Ryan". has weird hair that has a "wave" in the front. special ability-can change voice from deep to high pitched. not able to shut up or pronounce name more than two syllables correctly. fails at throwing freethrows into the wastepaper basket. ALWAYS misses.
KEITH!!!
shut the fuck up!!!
my name isn't FABAH-HA!!!!
by glowinthedarkmice April 16, 2009
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A guy that's self centered and really bad in bed ):
Girl: keith was so bad last night
Friend: no wonder he single
by x_amazing_craig September 12, 2016
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