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Keep it 99 

When someone you don't like says something that's mad real.
Nick can't keep it 100 because I don't like him, but he can keep it 99 because he says trill shit.
Keep it 99 by Bigfella69 April 14, 2015
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Keep it 99 

COSR MONZR WE KEEP IT 99 BECAUSE SOMETIMES WE BE LYING
Keep it 99-having to lie at times cuz we give no fucks

Oh nah that's my cousin

Nah he aint gonna fight don't worry
Keep it 99 by COSR.MONZR September 8, 2018

Keep it 99 

Coming from the saying “keep it 100”, meaning to keep it real.

Keeping it 99 means the opposite of this
Keep it 99 by TheFrenchDuck May 14, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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