kebab hours

When you and your friends are so hungry, you decide to skip school to go eat something instead (for example: kebab or McDonalds)

Person 1: You think the teacher knows about our Kebab hours?
Person 2: Nah man relax. Hes so old hes lucky to even remember his own name!

by txotumiii January 04, 2023

kebab hours

A timeframe of 2 hours that a person takes to at a doner kabab

*Andrew buys kebab at 2am*
*finishes eating it at 4am*
Maddy: Damn you seriously took a whole kebab hours to eat that thing
Andrew: *licks fingers* yup I’m still hungry tho

by dstarbucks123 June 17, 2019

Kebab girl

When someone ghosts you. Then re emerges later usually with a stupid picture. Like a kebab .

"Dude, Jasmine is a total kebab girl! She keeps sending me pics of useless crap."

by Sharktown January 29, 2019

kebab wallet

The large hanging lips of a vagina resembling the kebab meat in a pita bread,..

Fuck me, did you see the kebab wallet in her?...

by Jimmy Blue69 July 31, 2023

Swish Kebab

an individual of middle eastern descent who is very talented in basketball.

Rami is one talented swish kebab on the courts

by ole hok April 13, 2018

Afghani Kebab

In a reverse facesitting when your mouth is blocked by vagina, your nose is blocked by anus and you can asphywank.

Dude she was savage. Feared the worst but managed to get the Afghani Kebab before I passed out.

by RobSiveter May 28, 2025

Afghani Kebab

During a reverse facesitting when your mouth is blocked by vagina, your nose is blocked by anus and you can asphywank.

Dude I feared the worst but managed to get the Afghani Kebab before I passed out.

by RobSiveter May 28, 2025