keaton

a comment that is very witty and should not be copycatted.

"When I say a keaton, you must not copy it."

by Anna Kundrik February 9, 2009

keaton

keaton Is most completely used as a second name but in accation it can a first name. if it is a first name it means the person would above average hight and blue eyes usuall currly blond hair. if you come in contact with a keaton they will be with a dylan as the will create a life long friendship. the negative to a keaton is they are silent killers as the take girls back home and kill them. keatons are shy but easly agrivated so keep your giud up around then.

if your crazy your a keaton

by dogman12 April 22, 2018

keaton

adj., Of or pertaining to that which is considered excellent. Derived from the last name of the well known actor Michael Keaton (Multiplicity, Batman). See also swayze.

"I had a good time at the party last night, bro."
"Yeah, it was pretty keaton."

by nizzlepie May 24, 2005

keaton

a really tall dude who leads girls on ... alot.

maddie: dude, look at him. he is such a keaton
alexis: i know. he does that all of the time.

by hayley willis December 2, 2006

keatoning

creeping on facebook or any other social networking site to excess

person: "Man, did you see that girls picture on facebook?"
person 2: "Dude, you gotta stop keatoning so much."

by omomomoh July 4, 2011

keaton

A little racist confederate white kid who's hobbies include fucking his sister and calling people nigga then whines about it on the internet about how people are "bullying" him when his racism catches up to him. Basically the most stereotypical southern white boy.

Keaton: Hey you stupid nigger go back to plucking cotton.
Person 1: Go back to fucking your sister.
Keaton: *posts video about him being the victim*

by Singingnooblet December 14, 2017

keaton

is a really bad fortnite player

im better than u at fortnite keaton is a really bad fortnite player

by im better then u at fortnite January 22, 2019