Kcals

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Group of bedwars snipers, aka little virgins that take pride in reducing others FKDR in a block game. Motherfuckers really got nothing else better to do but sit on there fat ass and talk shit after hacking on some random kids.

Player 1: Hey my 3 win streak just got sniped by Kcals, what the fuck.
Player 2: Damn that sucks. It's ok all Kcals members have AIDs and Diabetes.
Player 1: Fax

Kcals by Benisdontcomeaftermybitchass May 21, 2021

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kalsarikännit

Drinking by yourself at your house in your underwear with no intention of going out

I'm gonna kalsarikännit at home tonight

kalsarikännit by kick-X July 18, 2015

Related Words

Kcals • Kalsha • Kcalb • khalsa • kalsang • Kalsie • kalson • Khalsaphobia • kalsan • kalsar

elpoep kcalb

Elpoep Kcalb- code for (read it backwards) if you are in the ghetto and u dont want to die.

all these elpoep kcalb are really sketchy and i think that one has a rat

elpoep kcalb by Mysterious Dr.X January 11, 2014

kcasllab

ballsack backwards

person 1: ur a kcasllab!
person 2: ur a.. wait! whats a kcaslab?!
person 1: ballsack backwards stupid!

kcasllab by lollllzzzzzzz February 11, 2010

kalskarikännit

The Finnish term for getting drunk at home in your underwear with no intention of going out or seeing anyone

Person 1: Are you ready for the party tonight?

Person 2: Yup. I’m ready to kalskarikännit.

kalskarikännit by imjustabill November 10, 2020

Kalson

Kalson is a sweet person and really funny once you get to know him and he really makes you feel happy when your down and he is always nice and never goes behind your back and he always is there for you and he will be your friend even if you he thinks your weird in a way and his skills are above anyone else and he will be your friend forever and always has a cute smile and personality and never makes you feel down

wow that guy is really cute must be a Kalson

Kalson by figs1010 June 11, 2018

koalsrevenge

A musty person a person who doesn't use deodorant. A Swedish Baboon with musty armpits that gets all the dudes. A type of human bein that has a buzzcut and gets no girls outside of the real lifian world.

That guy has a koalsrevenge disorder!

koalsrevenge by personalender December 29, 2020

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026